2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

DPD.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/jerry-sandusky-i-seeking-young-person-sexual-helped-article-1.977730

"I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have-- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

I see where he's coming from here.  We're totally ignoring all the kids he didn't rape.

[Brownie]

DPD.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/jerry-sandusky-i-seeking-young-person-sexual-helped-article-1.977730

"I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have-- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

I see where he's coming from here.  We're totally ignoring all the kids he didn't rape.

Holy fucking shit.

1) He might have found the dumbest lawyer alive... Maybe that's the only type that would represent him.
2) He hanged himself there. He's done. A prosecutor will have a field day with this.

[BH]

DPD.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/jerry-sandusky-i-seeking-young-person-sexual-helped-article-1.977730

"I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have-- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

I see where he's coming from here.  We're totally ignoring all the kids he didn't rape.

Holy fucking shit.

1) He might have found the dumbest lawyer alive... Maybe that's the only type that would represent him.
2) He hanged himself there. He's done. A prosecutor will have a field day with this.

3) Jerry and his lawyer are just totally celebrating with the country how awesome sleeping with kids is.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

At least Sandusky's attorney is familiar with cases of pederasty.  Very familiar.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Damn.  FACED at Desipio.

Oh, how humiliating.

[CT III]

DPD.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/jerry-sandusky-i-seeking-young-person-sexual-helped-article-1.977730

"I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have-- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

I see where he's coming from here.  We're totally ignoring all the kids he didn't rape.

Holy fucking shit.

1) He might have found the dumbest lawyer alive... Maybe that's the only type that would represent him.
2) He hanged himself there. He's done. A prosecutor will have a field day with this.

This is a brilliant gambit.  I mean, he's tainted any possible jury pool.

[Gilgamesh]

Email from McQueary to friends contradicts the grand jury...(possibly)

"I did the right thing...you guys know me...the truth is not out there fully...I didn't just turn and run...I made sure it stopped...I had to make quick tough decisions."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45286426/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/penn-state-assistant-coach-i-did-right-thing/#.TsKNp2A5yql

[J. Walter Weatherman]

At least Sandusky's attorney is familiar with cases of pederasty.  Very familiar.

Except, apparently the girl the lawyer impregnated was consenting and perfectly legal.

[BC]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

I hear Joe Paterno is available. Some of his assistants, too.

[CT III]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

I hear Joe Paterno is available. Some of his assistants, too.

He's also homeless now, apparently.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/16/sports/ncaafootball/in-july-paterno-transferred-ownership-of-home-to-his-wife-for-1.html

[Saul Goodman]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

I hear Joe Paterno is available. Some of his assistants, too.

He knows the conference very well. Sounds like a great fit. I-L-L!

[Brownie]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

I hear Joe Paterno is available. Some of his assistants, too.

He's also homeless now, apparently.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/16/sports/ncaafootball/in-july-paterno-transferred-ownership-of-home-to-his-wife-for-1.html

Really, though, his house has got to be just a fraction of his net worth. He made over 500K just this past year, and grossed probably $10MM over his career just in salary. He also got a cut of camp revenue, shoe contract revenue, etc, from Penn State, so he has probably earned more than $25MM over the course of his lifetime. A $500,000 home is peanuts in comparison to everything else. So what's really the advantage of him transferring the home to his wife's name?

[R-V]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

I hear Joe Paterno is available. Some of his assistants, too.

He's also homeless now, apparently.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/16/sports/ncaafootball/in-july-paterno-transferred-ownership-of-home-to-his-wife-for-1.html

Really, though, his house has got to be just a fraction of his net worth. He made over 500K just this past year, and grossed probably $10MM over his career just in salary. He also got a cut of camp revenue, shoe contract revenue, etc, from Penn State, so he has probably earned more than $25MM over the course of his lifetime. A $500,000 home is peanuts in comparison to everything else. So what's really the advantage of him transferring the home to his wife's name?

All the money is buried in a crawlspace under that house.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Getting back to college football for a moment, there are rumors that Ron Zook will be fired as Illinois head coach unless the Illini win the next two games (Home against Wisconsin, road against Minnesota).

Since the Illini have either no chance or zero chance of beating Wisconsin, I guess that means Illinois is now looking for a new head football coach.

I hear Joe Paterno is available. Some of his assistants, too.

He's also homeless now, apparently.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/16/sports/ncaafootball/in-july-paterno-transferred-ownership-of-home-to-his-wife-for-1.html

Really, though, his house has got to be just a fraction of his net worth. He made over 500K just this past year, and grossed probably $10MM over his career just in salary. He also got a cut of camp revenue, shoe contract revenue, etc, from Penn State, so he has probably earned more than $25MM over the course of his lifetime. A $500,000 home is peanuts in comparison to everything else. So what's really the advantage of him transferring the home to his wife's name?

All the money is buried in a crawlspace under that house.

It's like Jerry said: there's always money in the rape basement!