2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-11-11/news/bal-sportsblitz-gerry-sandusky-and-jerry-sandusky1109_1_gerry-sandusky-abuse-scandal-jerry-sandusky

Gerry Sandusky has never met Jerry Sandusky. There is no relation. The sports director for WBAL and the radio voice of the Ravens has only been in State College, Pa., once in his life, and that was 24 years ago.

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"What I have discovered is that there is this parallel universe of people who have the same name but no relationship to people who have committed or been alleged of committing heinous crimes," he said. "Somewhere there is a plumber named Bernie Madoff. Somewhere there is a salesman named Ken Lay. And somewhere there is a truck driver named Charles Manson. And they've had to live with this.

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-11-11/news/bal-sportsblitz-gerry-sandusky-and-jerry-sandusky1109_1_gerry-sandusky-abuse-scandal-jerry-sandusky

Gerry Sandusky has never met Jerry Sandusky. There is no relation. The sports director for WBAL and the radio voice of the Ravens has only been in State College, Pa., once in his life, and that was 24 years ago.

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"What I have discovered is that there is this parallel universe of people who have the same name but no relationship to people who have committed or been alleged of committing heinous crimes," he said. "Somewhere there is a plumber named Bernie Madoff. Somewhere there is a salesman named Ken Lay. And somewhere there is a truck driver named Charles Manson. And they've had to live with this.

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Is that real?  If so, pure gold.

[BC]

Zook has been fired.

[flannj]

Zook has been fired.

Gophers!

[CT III]

Zook has been fired.

Gophers!

It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying, ya fuzzy little foreigner.

[R-V]

Zook has been fired.

Enough Reporter BC, I want to hear Columnist BC's thoughts on this matter.

[Andy]

Bring back Ron Turner, and Norv's gonna need a job, so he can come, too.

[Saul Goodman]

Well, Luke Fickell will be available.

[Internet Apex]

Doesn't Indiana have a really good and inspirational coach? Or did he die?

[Brownie]

Doesn't Indiana have a really good and inspirational coach? Or did he die?

He died. Instead we got Kevin Wilson, who coaches a team that can't beat a Div I-A opponent. Thank God the refs don't understand "simultaneous possession" or Wilson would have beaten a Div I-A opponent this weekend.

[Internet Apex]

Doesn't Indiana have a really good and inspirational coach? Or did he die?

He died. Instead we got Kevin Wilson, who coaches a team that can't beat a Div I-A opponent. Thank God the refs don't understand "simultaneous possession" or Wilson would have beaten a Div I-A opponent this weekend.

Don't be a Seahawks fan, dude.

[Eli]

Doesn't Indiana have a really good and inspirational coach? Or did he die?

He died. Instead we got Kevin Wilson, who coaches a team that can't beat a Div I-A opponent. Thank God the refs don't understand "simultaneous possession" or Wilson would have beaten a Div I-A opponent this weekend.

Don't be a Seahawks fan, dude.

[BC]

Zook has been fired.

Enough Reporter BC, I want to hear Columnist BC's thoughts on this matter.

The new hire will either be most likely to overachieve or most likely to underachieve, much like the 2005 Illini basketball team.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Zook has been fired.

Enough Reporter BC, I want to hear Columnist BC's thoughts on this matter.

The new hire will either be most likely to overachieve or most likely to underachieve, much like the 2005 Illini basketball team.

There is no underachievement in Illini football. There is overachievement and status quo.

[Yeti]

You excited, JD?

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7350900/source-arkansas-state-red-wolves-hire-gus-malzahn-auburn-tigers-football-coach