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Saul Goodman

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Shitty Music
« on: August 06, 2011, 09:04:39 PM »
My ears had the misfortune of hearing some abomination called "Moves Like Jagger" by the loathsome Maroon 5.  Their instruments should be confiscated and incinerated immediately.  I don't understand this nascent trend, thanks a lot Ke$ha, of pop songs inexplicably blowing Mick somewhere in their lyrics.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 10:21:35 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 06, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
My ears had the misfortune of hearing some abomination called "Moves Like Jagger" by the loathsome Maroon 5.  Their instruments should be confiscated and incinerated immediately.  I don't understand this nascent trend, thanks a lot Ke$ha, of pop songs inexplicably blowing Mick somewhere in their lyrics.

Ke$ha is hot as dick.
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JD

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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM »
Hotel California
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM »
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.
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Slaky

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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 12:18:15 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.

I'm still not holding out too much hope for the briefcase.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 01:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.

I'm still not holding out too much hope for the briefcase.

Great.  You guys have just motivated me to see Lebowski for the 30th some odd time.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Slaky

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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 02:41:28 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 08, 2011, 01:55:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.

I'm still not holding out too much hope for the briefcase.

Great.  You guys have just motivated me to see Lebowski for the 30th some odd time.

I fucked it up. It's tape deck. Whatever.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM »
Moody Blues. Il Divo.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2011, 11:24:42 AM »

They play so much fucking Lady Gaga in my gym that even the gay guys complain about it.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2011, 12:12:34 PM »
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues.

You shut your whore mouth.
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2011, 01:15:33 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 09, 2011, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues.

You shut your whore mouth.

As soon as you stop riding John Lodge's seesaw
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2011, 02:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues.


Cold-hearted Homer ditching his wife,
While ancient Ned runs for his life.
Chips of red, and blue, and white,
But we decide, we ...
Cut the poems, it's arse whoppin' time
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Re: Shitty Music
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2011, 04:09:37 PM »
Cheap Trick.

Wait, what are we doing?
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