Who will be the next GM?

[CT III]

HEY, I TOTALLY SWAW DAT EPSTEIN GUY GETTIN A BANANA!!!

I saw him having dinner with Lebron at Gibson's.

And I saw Mike and Frank Quade splitting a Super Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity at IHOP.

Frank Quade? Why that hairy motherfucker owes me a drink.

There will be plenty of time for him to buy drinks after he Generally Manages this team to the World Series.

[PenPho]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

[Shooter]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

[PenPho]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

Maybe the Sox would b interested in Jeremy Papelbon to complete the set.

[Slaky]

Speculation has really heated up over the last few hours. Of course no one has anything concrete to add. But real people like Gammons are chiming in.

I still think Jon Heyman is as retarded as Doc after an ether binge.

Of course, Red Sox fans are saying that they're fine with it and they're big fans of Ben Cherington. Of course they are. He's got an extensive resume to be proud of.

The real question? Did they even interview Frank Quade?

[Eli]

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

I really hope not.

[Wheezer]

I still think Jon Heyman is as retarded as Doc after an ether binge.

I will say it yet again: Thompson's depiction of ether intoxication is fanciful at best.

[JD]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

That's the only cubs prospect Gammons knows.

[CT III]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

That's the only cubs prospect Gammons knows.

That's because he's the only Cubs prospect who exists.

[Yeti]

I'm most excited about seeing him walk in to Shitty's this year.

[smg]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

That's the only cubs prospect Gammons knows.

That's because he's the only Cubs prospect who exists.

I haven't paid enough attention to baseball this year to even know who Brett Jackson is, but if he's as untradeable as Felix Pie or Hee Seop Choi or Josh Vitters or any of those pitchers everyone was whining about trading in 05/06, then I say bring in the cute Jewish boy.  

[Saul Goodman]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

That's the only cubs prospect Gammons knows.

That's because he's the only Cubs prospect who exists.

I haven't paid enough attention to baseball this year to even know who Brett Jackson is, but if he's as untradeable as Felix Pie or Hee Seop Choi or Josh Vitters or any of those pitchers everyone was whining about trading in 05/06, then I say bring in the cute Jewish boy.  

Vitters is untradeable because he's E-ramis' replacement.

Until Epstein guts the entire existing farm system oh please oh please

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Boston Herald reporting that Theo is "on the brink" of joining the Cubs.

Still to determine:
- Compensation for Sox (Soto and Grabow FTW)
- How many titles they'll have to invent beyond GM to give Theo

The Cubs have to take John Lackey.

Gammons speculating Brett Jackson on Twitter.

That's the only cubs prospect Gammons knows.

That's because he's the only Cubs prospect who exists.

I haven't paid enough attention to baseball this year to even know who Brett Jackson is, but if he's as untradeable as Felix Pie or Hee Seop Choi or Josh Vitters or any of those pitchers everyone was whining about trading in 05/06, then I say bring in the cute Jewish boy.  

Prime pitching prospects such as the Red Sox' very own Rich Hill? He's the next Barry Zito.

[Richard Chuggar]

Maybe we could trade him for some FRIED CHICKEN!