Week 2: Bears at Saints - Bears Bash Brees to the Bottom of the Bayou (L 13-30)

[SKO]

Well, apparently his mother has passed away. I don't blame him if he misses the game.

Eh, they were going to lose anyway.  Let him come back like a White Jefferson against the Pack.

God damnit, Huard. They're going to WIN anyway. Let him rest up for Aaron Rogers' retirement party.

I don't get this Huard fatalism. The Sean Payton-Breesus Saints have never been the Bears, not even the shitty 07-08 versions. Granted, those were also the shitty Payton-Breesus Saints teams, but given the way New Orleans offensive line and defense looked last week, I'm not exactly willing to punt this game away.

DPD, not to mention that two of their top wideouts may not even play and I'm fully confident that Henry Melton will Destroy Olin Kreutz.

[Yeti]

Well, apparently his mother has passed away. I don't blame him if he misses the game.

Eh, they were going to lose anyway.  Let him come back like a White Jefferson against the Pack.

God damnit, Huard. They're going to WIN anyway. Let him rest up for Aaron Rogers' retirement party.

I don't get this Huard fatalism. The Sean Payton-Breesus Saints have never been the Bears, not even the shitty 07-08 versions. Granted, those were also the shitty Payton-Breesus Saints teams, but given the way New Orleans offensive line and defense looked last week, I'm not exactly willing to punt this game away.

You're right, you know? TDubbs might even agree. The Saints have not, indeed, been the Bears

[Brownie]

Well, apparently his mother has passed away. I don't blame him if he misses the game.

Eh, they were going to lose anyway.  Let him come back like a White Jefferson against the Pack.

God damnit, Huard. They're going to WIN anyway. Let him rest up for Aaron Rogers' retirement party.

I don't get this Huard fatalism. The Sean Payton-Breesus Saints have never been the Bears, not even the shitty 07-08 versions. Granted, those were also the shitty Payton-Breesus Saints teams, but given the way New Orleans offensive line and defense looked last week, I'm not exactly willing to punt this game away.

I only can think of one era in which the Saints tried to be the Bears.

[SKO]

Well, apparently his mother has passed away. I don't blame him if he misses the game.

Eh, they were going to lose anyway.  Let him come back like a White Jefferson against the Pack.

God damnit, Huard. They're going to WIN anyway. Let him rest up for Aaron Rogers' retirement party.

I don't get this Huard fatalism. The Sean Payton-Breesus Saints have never been the Bears, not even the shitty 07-08 versions. Granted, those were also the shitty Payton-Breesus Saints teams, but given the way New Orleans offensive line and defense looked last week, I'm not exactly willing to punt this game away.

You're right, you know? TDubbs might even agree. The Saints have not, indeed, been the Bears

A morphlink and a typo in one day. I may have to hang it up and try again tomorrow.

[Slaky]

Nice review here of key week 1 rookies, including Carimi. He did give up a sack and a pressure, but not bad for a rookie making his first start against Ray Edwards, especially since they dropped back 37 times.

That's a great review. Thanks for providing that link.

How do you like this thread title?

Have you checked out the morphlink?

And miss an opportunity to manifest his mystifying obsession with Sterling Archer?  I think not.

How meta has my obsession become? It's actually morphed into a Huardstickpoke opportunity that is too good to pass up. I know. I'm wierd. That's why the chinawomen always dump me.

Beers.

I live in Chicago. You want me to book you a flight?

Family left town for a while so I'm not playing the role of Everett Ewing's bumbling father.

[Internet Apex]

Nice review here of key week 1 rookies, including Carimi. He did give up a sack and a pressure, but not bad for a rookie making his first start against Ray Edwards, especially since they dropped back 37 times.

That's a great review. Thanks for providing that link.

How do you like this thread title?

Have you checked out the morphlink?

And miss an opportunity to manifest his mystifying obsession with Sterling Archer?  I think not.

How meta has my obsession become? It's actually morphed into a Huardstickpoke opportunity that is too good to pass up. I know. I'm wierd. That's why the chinawomen always dump me.

Beers.

I live in Chicago. You want me to book you a flight?

Family left town for a while so I'm not playing the role of Everett Ewing's bumbling father.

Can you come to my birthday party saturday? Text me up, BroKimble.

Same goes for any of the rest of you derelicts. I'm trying to keep it small but... fuck it.

[Quality Start Machine]

Same goes for any of the rest of you derelicts. I'm trying to keep it small but... fuck it.

[SKO]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ I support Pex's thread title ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

Huey can't even imagine a more glowing comparison.

[PenPho]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1... by 150,000 different people on Twitter in the last 24 hours.

Everyone has a forum'd.

[Slaky]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

[SKO]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

[Internet Apex]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

The day my mom died I played in a softball tornament and I support my thread title too.

[Brownie]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.