Week 2: Bears at Saints - Bears Bash Brees to the Bottom of the Bayou (L 13-30)

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I was waiting to do it for when he was going to play, IDITO. 

I was actually expecting to do it for the Packers game but apparently he's going to hit up the Big Easy worse than Katrina.

[Internet Apex]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

[Quality Start Machine]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

Not as surprising as you being married.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

Meh. Even TDubbs does a better TDubbs than that.

[Richard Chuggar]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

Meh. Even TDubbs does a better TDubbs than that.

What do you mean?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

Meh. Even TDubbs does a better TDubbs than that.

What do you mean?

You tell me.

[R-V]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

You're lucky Vance is no longer a mod here. He would've banned your mean butt for a vicious personal attack like that.

[Richard Chuggar]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

Meh. Even TDubbs does a better TDubbs than that.

What do you mean?

You tell me.

You like kissing men?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Urlacher is back at Halas Hall. He intends to play.

Comparisons to Favre playing in the MNF game after hearing his drunken hilljack dad died in 3...2...1...

I'm not fucking kidding - I had the radio on in the car and ThroatShit Mulligan and Pussy Hanley went to commercial so I flipped to Mike and Mike and they made this comparison IMMEDIATELY.

It's a hokey comparison, but that doesn't change the fact that I have nothing but pity for the first ball carrier that finds himself in Urlacher's path on Sunday.

I know a few of you have made the comparison to this guy.

When I post this on Facebook later I hope I don't get accused of stealing your idea, TJ, because I've been fixin' to do it for a few days now.

What have you been waiting for? Someone to wet-vac the giardiniera out of your keyboard?

I just laughed and laughed and laughed and...

Apparently he was taking the time to search for les mots justes for clarifying that Brian Urlacher is Brian Urlacher and not Charles Jefferson, that the Bears aren't actually playing against Lincoln High on Sunday but rather the New Orleans Saints, and that the New Orleans Saints weren't actually responsible for Urlacher's mom's death in any event.

It's really surprising that you don't have a girlfriend.

Meh. Even TDubbs does a better TDubbs than that.

What do you mean?

You tell me.

You like kissing men?

I'm always amazed to read what I think. You're a fucking mindreader!

[CT III]

SANSABELTER!

[Yeti]

So, the NFL institutes a rule to review TDs, but doesn't review an errant TD call?