That's it...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Judging by the utterly dismal discussion in the shoutbox this afternoon, the financial markets are fixing to burn themselves right to the ground all over again.

And now I'm reading that scientists have observed massive particles traveling faster than the speed of light, potentially upending everything we thought we knew about EVERYTHING.

So I figure the only rational course of action is to sell everything I own, buy up as many goats and as much bubble wrap as I can get my hands on, and move to a cave somewhere before the motorcycle marauders and time-traveling robots get here to murder us all in our sleep.

Anyone who wants to join me can fuck off and find their own damn caves.

[CBStew]

now I'm reading that scientists have observed massive particles traveling faster than the speed of light, potentially upending everything we thought we knew about EVERYTHING.

"Antonio Ereditato, spokesman for the researchers, told Reuters that measurements taken over three years showed neutrinos pumped from CERN near Geneva to Gran Sasso in Italy had arrived 60 nanoseconds quicker than light would have done."

Ahhh.  Neutrinos.  Nothing like them sauteed with a little garlic and served in a light wine sauce with fava beans.  And of course a sturdy Claret to wash them down.

[fiveouts]

So I figure the only rational course of action is to sell everything I own, buy up as many goats and as much bubble wrap as I can get my hands on, and move to a cave somewhere before the motorcycle marauders and time-traveling robots get here to murder us all in our sleep.

Anyone who wants to join me can fuck off and find their own damn caves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZqrHw7YV3Q

[Saul Goodman]

Judging by the utterly dismal discussion in the shoutbox this afternoon, the financial markets are fixing to burn themselves right to the ground all over again.

And now I'm reading that scientists have observed massive particles traveling faster than the speed of light, potentially upending everything we thought we knew about EVERYTHING.

So I figure the only rational course of action is to sell everything I own, buy up as many goats and as much bubble wrap as I can get my hands on, and move to a cave somewhere before the motorcycle marauders and time-traveling robots get here to murder us all in our sleep.

Anyone who wants to join me can fuck off and find their own damn caves.

Finally.  The Cubs don't matter anymore!

[CT III]

Eh, there's nothing about any of this that can't be fixed by Hugh Jackman's fightin' robots.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Eh, there's nothing about any of this that can't be fixed by Hugh Jackman's fightin' robots.

There will be time enough for training once I'm in my cave.

In the meantime, looks like I'll need to set aside $20 or so.

[flannj]

Make sure you fill out your change of address card so you can continue getting your newsletter delivered to your cave.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Make sure you fill out your change of address card so you can continue getting your newsletter delivered to your cave.

And just give Postmaster General Humungus my address?

[flannj]

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Don't tell me not to panic. I've seen the new Facebook, man. The world is literally crumbling beneath our feet.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

And now we learn that scientists at UC Berkeley are FUCKING MINDREADERS...

http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2011/09/22/brain-movies/

[Wheezer]

Ah, finally I get the hilarity that prevailed when tau neutrinos were mentioned during the seminar.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Cyborg rats.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21128315.700-rat-cyborg-gets-digital-cerebellum.html

MOTHERFUCKING CYBORG RATS.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Did you try jiggling the cord?

[CBStew]

Did you try jiggling the cord?

Does this mean no fava beans?