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Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« on: September 26, 2011, 12:15:51 PM »
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 01:28:55 PM »
Bears 33
Panthers 13

Book it

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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 01:40:37 PM »
Bears 30
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 01:42:19 PM »
The Panthers are just what the doctor ordered.

Also,  forgive me for I don't follow SPORTS like I used to...but with Super Cam Newton at QB what happened to Jimmy Claussen?
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 01:50:07 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2011, 01:42:19 PM
The Panthers are just what the doctor ordered.

Also,  forgive me for I don't follow SPORTS like I used to...but with Super Cam Newton at QB what happened to Jimmy Claussen?

Wasn't he a cub reporter with The Daily Planet?  Probably not.   Why would Metropolis want a reporter dedicated to the Cubs?
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 02:00:30 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2011, 01:42:19 PM
The Panthers are just what the doctor ordered.

Also,  forgive me for I don't follow SPORTS like I used to...but with Super Cam Newton at QB what happened to Jimmy Claussen?

He's continuing to suck on the sideline pulling in more money than any of us... Except maybe Morph

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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 02:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on September 26, 2011, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2011, 01:42:19 PM
The Panthers are just what the doctor ordered.

Also,  forgive me for I don't follow SPORTS like I used to...but with Super Cam Newton at QB what happened to Jimmy Claussen?

He's continuing to suck on the sideline pulling in more money than any of us... Except maybe Morph

At least until Warren Fucking Buffet gets through with him.
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 03:15:47 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2011, 01:42:19 PM
The Panthers are just what the doctor ordered.

Also,  forgive me for I don't follow SPORTS like I used to...but with Super Cam Newton at QB what happened to Jimmy Claussen?

Even before Cam, Claussen was a shitty QB with no future as a starting NFL quarterback.

In 13 career games he has a 58.4 passer rating with 3 TD to go with 9 INTs and 7 fumbles.

Plus, he's a first ballot HOFer in "punchable faces."

He's currently either 2nd or 3rd string in Carolina behind Cam and fellow punchable HOFer Derek Anderson.
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 03:56:29 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2011, 01:42:19 PM
The Panthers are just what the doctor ordered.

Also,  forgive me for I don't follow SPORTS like I used to...but with Super Cam Newton at QB what happened to Jimmy Claussen?

Even before Cam, Claussen was a shitty QB with no future as a starting NFL quarterback.

In 13 career games he has a 58.4 passer rating with 3 TD to go with 9 INTs and 7 fumbles.

Plus, he's a first ballot HOFer in "punchable faces."

He's currently either 2nd or 3rd string in Carolina behind Cam and fellow punchable HOFer Derek Anderson.

This. I did really, really enjoy seeing him get completely destroyed by a fucking Todd Collins-led Bears team last year. Nice job, Jimmy. Couldn't even win That one?
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 12:58:28 PM »
The Bears are in trouble and so am I, because I still can't sell these damn tickets and may be forced to go the game. Rumor has it that Cam Newton is going to Jewel before the game to buy an I-Pass to use on the Bears' defense. No bueno.

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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2011, 05:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 29, 2011, 03:22:36 PM
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Stop the presses.  A professional football player had extra-marital affairs!  Clearly he is the first and only one.  That Tylenol is wicked stuff!
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 12:22:50 PM »
An all-rush drive.  Its meatball heaven, and who kidnapped Martz?

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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 01:11:11 PM »
Solid first half so far, but I hate Frank Omiyale.
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Re: Week 4: Panthers at Bears - SAVE DA SEASON!
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2011, 02:40:32 PM »
Way to burn the last timeout to keep a 24 yard FG from becoming a 29 yarder...Seriously, Lovie needs to be shit-canned.
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