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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #135 on: February 15, 2012, 09:59:03 AM »
Quote from: BC on February 14, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 14, 2012, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 14, 2012, 07:30:18 PM
Quote from: BH on February 14, 2012, 03:17:20 PM
Soler reportedly has "5 tools". No way would Hendry let the Yankees not get involved.

Does he play second base?

Can he grow a five o'clock shadow between pitches?

Can he get on his toes to punch a 5-foot-5 guy in the face?

Can he rake the infield with his front teeth?
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #136 on: February 15, 2012, 10:50:45 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 15, 2012, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: BC on February 14, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 14, 2012, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 14, 2012, 07:30:18 PM
Quote from: BH on February 14, 2012, 03:17:20 PM
Soler reportedly has "5 tools". No way would Hendry let the Yankees not get involved.

Does he play second base?

Can he grow a five o'clock shadow between pitches?

Can he get on his toes to punch a 5-foot-5 guy in the face?

Can he rake the infield with his front teeth?

Does he like gumbo?
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #137 on: February 15, 2012, 12:00:07 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on February 15, 2012, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 15, 2012, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: BC on February 14, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 14, 2012, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 14, 2012, 07:30:18 PM
Quote from: BH on February 14, 2012, 03:17:20 PM
Soler reportedly has "5 tools". No way would Hendry let the Yankees not get involved.

Does he play second base?

Can he grow a five o'clock shadow between pitches?

Can he get on his toes to punch a 5-foot-5 guy in the face?

Can he rake the infield with his front teeth?

Does he like gumbo?

That's five.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #138 on: February 15, 2012, 02:34:17 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 15, 2012, 12:00:07 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 15, 2012, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 15, 2012, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: BC on February 14, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 14, 2012, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 14, 2012, 07:30:18 PM
Quote from: BH on February 14, 2012, 03:17:20 PM
Soler reportedly has "5 tools". No way would Hendry let the Yankees not get involved.

Does he play second base?

Can he grow a five o'clock shadow between pitches?

Can he get on his toes to punch a 5-foot-5 guy in the face?

Can he rake the infield with his front teeth?

Does he like gumbo?

That's five.

nice choice jim
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #139 on: February 16, 2012, 07:39:19 AM »
Quote from: BC on February 14, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 14, 2012, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 14, 2012, 07:30:18 PM
Quote from: BH on February 14, 2012, 03:17:20 PM
Soler reportedly has "5 tools". No way would Hendry let the Yankees not get involved.

Does he play second base?

Can he grow a five o'clock shadow between pitches?

Can he get on his toes to punch a 5-foot-5 guy in the face?

LEAVE OLEG OUT OF THIS!
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #140 on: February 17, 2012, 08:13:42 AM »
DPD.  Looks like Kerm's good friend PAUL SULLIVAN has consulted Internet Chuck's datase before writing his preview of this season.

Quote"Wait until the year after the year after next year" might not be the T-shirt-ready slogan the Cubs prefer, but it fits the current roster to a T.

His next piece is tentatively titled "Why Alfonso Soriano is literally worse than Hitler clubbing baby seals."
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #141 on: February 19, 2012, 09:03:03 AM »
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #142 on: February 20, 2012, 10:18:56 AM »
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #143 on: February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM »
Commit2theCub is asking the question everyone else is afraid to ask- would YOU trade Matt Garza for the #1 prospect in baseball, Bryce Harper?
Cub fans are awesome, have fun Theo.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #144 on: February 23, 2012, 08:08:09 AM »
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Commit2theCub is asking the question everyone else is afraid to ask- would YOU trade Matt Garza for the #1 prospect in baseball, Bryce Harper?
Cub fans are awesome, have fun Theo.

QuoteTrying to think way outside the box, I'm a huge fan of Garza and ideally want him to stay but I also understand his trade value. If the Nationals would make such a move it would mean they're serious about winning now.

I love this so much.

Trying to think way outside the box, would you trade $50 for $5,000?  I'm a huge fan of $50, but I also understand its value.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #145 on: February 23, 2012, 08:37:03 AM »
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Commit2theCub is asking the question everyone else is afraid to ask- would YOU trade Matt Garza for the #1 prospect in baseball, Bryce Harper?
Cub fans are awesome, have fun Theo.

Oh sure, NOW you drop the "we".
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #146 on: February 23, 2012, 09:02:46 AM »
Quote from: CT III on February 23, 2012, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Commit2theCub is asking the question everyone else is afraid to ask- would YOU trade Matt Garza for the #1 prospect in baseball, Bryce Harper?
Cub fans are awesome, have fun Theo.

Oh sure, NOW you drop the "we".

So you think Garza is too much to give up for Bryce?
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #147 on: February 23, 2012, 09:37:54 AM »
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 09:02:46 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 23, 2012, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Commit2theCub is asking the question everyone else is afraid to ask- would YOU trade Matt Garza for the #1 prospect in baseball, Bryce Harper?
Cub fans are awesome, have fun Theo.

Oh sure, NOW you drop the "we".

So you think Garza is too much to give up for Bryce?

I'd have to see where Bryce finishes in Dale Sveum's spring training buntathon first.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #148 on: February 23, 2012, 10:29:19 AM »
It's going to be fun watching this team scratch out 1.3 runs per game this summer.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #149 on: February 23, 2012, 11:14:58 AM »
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 09:02:46 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 23, 2012, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Commit2theCub is asking the question everyone else is afraid to ask- would YOU trade Matt Garza for the #1 prospect in baseball, Bryce Harper?
Cub fans are awesome, have fun Theo.

Oh sure, NOW you drop the "we".

So you think Garza is too much to give up for Bryce?

Goddamn Ricketts. If he hired a real GM like Rick Hahn or Brian Cashman, they'd have traded Blake DeWitt to Washington for Bryce Harper.
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