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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM »
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2011, 09:06:19 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

I have a serious problem with people from Texas being happy, though.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2011, 09:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

...OR lives in Detroit and is hoping the Tigers can mend our broken hearts and such.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM »
Quote from: motown on October 11, 2011, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

...OR lives in Detroit and is hoping the Tigers can mend our broken hearts and such.

If the Red Wings couldn't do it, there's no hope. That's a Detroit team that's been consistently excellent for a long, long time.

Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

Contract Detroit!

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2011, 09:42:45 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: motown on October 11, 2011, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

...OR lives in Detroit and is hoping the Tigers can mend our broken hearts and such.

If the Red Wings couldn't do it, there's no hope. That's a Detroit team that's been consistently excellent for a long, long time.

Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

Contract Detroit!

I propose a trade.  We re-draw the border with Canada to give them Detroit and we take Toronto.  Fair.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2011, 09:43:33 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: motown on October 11, 2011, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

...OR lives in Detroit and is hoping the Tigers can mend our broken hearts and such.

If the Red Wings couldn't do it, there's no hope. That's a Detroit team that's been consistently excellent for a long, long time.

Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

Contract Detroit!

I propose a trade.  We re-draw the border with Canada to give them Detroit and we take Toronto.  Fair.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2011, 09:47:21 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: motown on October 11, 2011, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

...OR lives in Detroit and is hoping the Tigers can mend our broken hearts and such.

If the Red Wings couldn't do it, there's no hope. That's a Detroit team that's been consistently excellent for a long, long time.

Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

Contract Detroit!

I propose a trade.  We re-draw the border with Canada to give them Detroit and we take Toronto.  Fair.

Done, I'd even throw in the Flint/Saginaw.  The Kyle Beach of the michigan cities.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2011, 10:13:45 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: motown on October 11, 2011, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
Can we talk postseason in here? That Rangers game was incredible last night. Anyone not pulling for the Rangers to win the World Series has brain damage.

...OR lives in Detroit and is hoping the Tigers can mend our broken hearts and such.

If the Red Wings couldn't do it, there's no hope. That's a Detroit team that's been consistently excellent for a long, long time.

Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

Contract Detroit!

I propose a trade.  We re-draw the border with Canada to give them Detroit and we take Toronto.  Fair.

We really should have made the Brits keep Detroit after the War of 1812.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2011, 11:17:52 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

I'm rooting for the Tigers.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2011, 11:23:20 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 11, 2011, 11:17:52 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

I'm rooting for the Tigers.

And water is wet

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2011, 09:42:10 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?

Deep.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2011, 09:59:34 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?

Deep.

Wolter's stoned out of his gourd right now.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.