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Bort

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2011, 07:40:49 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?

Deep.

Wolter's stoned out of his gourd right now.

[Stares at own hand for 5 minutes]

Or I was quoting this guy.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2011, 08:00:37 AM »
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2011, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?

Deep.

Wolter's stoned out of his gourd right now.

[Stares at own hand for 5 minutes]

Or I was quoting this guy.

But we repeat ourselves...
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Bort

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2011, 08:17:37 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2011, 08:00:37 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2011, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?

Deep.

Wolter's stoned out of his gourd right now.

[Stares at own hand for 5 minutes]

Or I was quoting this guy.

But we repeat ourselves...

Why is anything anything?
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morpheus

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2011, 08:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2011, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2011, 09:10:44 AM
Why does Detroit even have teams anymore? That's a legitimate question.

I'm not even sure why Detroit has Detroit anymore.

Why is anything anything?

Deep.

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Saul Goodman

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2011, 01:08:14 AM »
Cubs picked up their half of Aramis' 2012 mutual option, but he declined his.  He forfeits the $2MM buyout and Theo gets a supplemental pick to play with if Ramirez isn't re-signed.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2011, 09:40:54 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 31, 2011, 01:08:14 AM
Cubs picked up their half of Aramis' 2012 mutual option, but he declined his.  He forfeits the $2MM buyout and Theo gets a supplemental pick to play with if Ramirez isn't re-signed.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2011, 10:11:35 AM »
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2011, 10:48:53 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 07, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
Yoenis Cespedes!

That's a completely ridiculous video, of course. But the dude does have a nice, quick swing. No idea if he can catch or throw the ball though.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2011, 10:53:36 AM »
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2011, 10:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 07, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
Yoenis Cespedes!

That's a completely ridiculous video, of course. But the dude does have a nice, quick swing. No idea if he can catch or throw the ball though.

He's "26" too. So he's probably 43.
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CBStew

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2011, 12:42:51 PM »
Quote from: BH on November 07, 2011, 10:53:36 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2011, 10:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 07, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
Yoenis Cespedes!

That's a completely ridiculous video, of course. But the dude does have a nice, quick swing. No idea if he can catch or throw the ball though.

He's "26" too. So he's probably 43.

But what is his name spelled backward?  Or is it aready spelled backward?
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2011, 01:08:36 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 07, 2011, 12:42:51 PM
Quote from: BH on November 07, 2011, 10:53:36 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2011, 10:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 07, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
Yoenis Cespedes!

That's a completely ridiculous video, of course. But the dude does have a nice, quick swing. No idea if he can catch or throw the ball though.

He's "26" too. So he's probably 43.

But what is his name spelled backward?  Or is it aready spelled backward?

"Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh.  Uh, better start with Greektown."
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2011, 11:48:37 AM »
David DeJesus is a Cub. Two years + club option to start in RF. Bye, Tyler. (Unless they put him at first.)
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2011, 11:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 30, 2011, 11:48:37 AM
David DeJesus is a Cub. Two years + club option to start in RF. Bye, Tyler. (Unless they put him at first.)

I don't know if he can play, but he does have the good face.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2011, 12:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2011, 11:53:27 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 30, 2011, 11:48:37 AM
David DeJesus is a Cub. Two years + club option to start in RF. Bye, Tyler. (Unless they put him at first.)

I don't know if he can play, but he does have the good face.

Good signing for the cubs. I doubt Hendry would have even considered Dejesus, since he's not a sechsy pickup.
But he had an off year, solid defender who can play all the OF positions. And didn't cost a lot.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2011, 12:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 30, 2011, 11:48:37 AM
David DeJesus is a Cub. Two years + club option to start in RF. Bye, Tyler. (Unless they put him at first.)

I'm thinking Soriano is gone, too.
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