Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason

[Slaky]

I'm really enjoying the asshurt this is causing.

It's a fucking DRAWING.

I'm pretty sure the finished product isn't going to look like a Family Circus.

[JD]

I like it.  Now, I'm waiting for them to get rid of the stupid bricks. 

[Powdered Toast Man]

It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.

Question:  Where is the homerun barrier?  Is it still over the basket or is it raised now?

[Slaky]

It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.

Question:  Where is the homerun barrier?  Is it still over the basket or is it raised now?

It won't change the basket or anything about the distance needed to hit a home run.

[CT III]

It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.

Question:  Where is the homerun barrier?  Is it still over the basket or is it raised now?

It won't change the basket or anything about the distance needed to hit a home run.

Although according to Slak's drawing, you will apparently be able to retrieve balls from the basket using a fishing rod.

[Richard Chuggar]

It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.

Question:  Where is the homerun barrier?  Is it still over the basket or is it raised now?

It won't change the basket or anything about the distance needed to hit a home run.

Although according to Slak's drawing, you will apparently be able to retrieve balls from the basket using a fishing rod.

What's the big deal?  It looks like a great idea and some real fun could be had out there.  They're going to be so awful this year, at least there will be a central location to drink overpriced Bood Lights and hit on 23 year old girls. 

[Chuck to Chuck]

What's the big deal?  It looks like a great idea and some real fun could be had out there.  They're going to be so awful this year, at least there will be a central location to drink overpriced Bood Lights and hit on 23 year old girls. 

It's not a big deal. I'm just a little surprised that this doesn't interfere with the bleachers landmark status.

[Quality Start Machine]

What's the big deal?  It looks like a great idea and some real fun could be had out there.  They're going to be so awful this year, at least there will be a central location to drink overpriced Bood Lights and hit on 23 year old girls. 

It's not a big deal. I'm just a little surprised that this doesn't interfere with the bleachers landmark status.

It's off to the side of the landmark.

I enjoy the fact that it will be a provider of in-game information that will be unavailable to the Bleacher dwellers.

[CBStew]

What's the big deal?  It looks like a great idea and some real fun could be had out there.  They're going to be so awful this year, at least there will be a central location to drink overpriced Bood Lights and hit on 23 year old girls. 

It's not a big deal. I'm just a little surprised that this doesn't interfere with the bleachers landmark status.

It's off to the side of the landmark.



I enjoy the fact that it will be a provider of in-game information that will be unavailable to the Bleacher dwellers.

It provides a place to drink.  Something sorely needed at Wrigley Stadium.

[Quality Start Machine]

Actually, the best place for a Jumbotron is in the middle of the scoreboard. Unfortunately, chances of that happening are sub-zero.

[Chuck to Chuck]

As suspected, not approved yet.

[thehawk]

As suspected, not approved yet.

After reading that article I'm still not sure that Landmark commission approval is required, but it sure makes good politics for them to do so (especially as other elements of the 'Fenway Model' will require city approval (and will likely mean some sore feelings on the part of the rooftop owners).

[Slaky]

Apparently the Cachorros de Chicago are the most interested in Yovanni Centipede or whatever the fuck his name is.

http://www.diariolibre.com/deportes/2012/01/16/i320706_yoeni-cespedes-cubano-aguilas-cibaenas.html

[Bort]

Apparently the Cachorros de Chicago are the most interested in Yovanni Centipede or whatever the fuck his name is.

http://www.diariolibre.com/deportes/2012/01/16/i320706_yoeni-cespedes-cubano-aguilas-cibaenas.html

¿Es verdad?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Apparently the Cachorros de Chicago are the most interested in Yovanni Centipede or whatever the fuck his name is.

http://www.diariolibre.com/deportes/2012/01/16/i320706_yoeni-cespedes-cubano-aguilas-cibaenas.html

¿Es verdad?

I'm not buying anything until it's blogged by Fidel.