Fuck its silent in here: Week 5 MNF MEGATHREAD

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Well, that was just about the shittiest way to play a decent half of football that I can recall.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Nice call on Urlacher there to set up that scoring play.  I'm just waiting for the day that all tackles other than gentle bear hugs are banned.

[Wheezer]

This does not speak to my concerns.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Wow, the Bears safties have to be the worst in the league.  I think even Al Awfulava would cover deep balls better and stop the run better.  

I will give the Lions credit for designing some good plays that exploit the Bears' defense.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

BTW, Huey would love to be here right now but he's been too busy flipping his glossy lid in a spitting mick rage over the way the Lions' punter spells his own surname.

IT'S SPELLED "Ó DONNACHÚ" YOU ADIDAS-WEARING GLORIFIED ROCKETTE!

[Brownie]

This Bears team sucks. They should have stayed locked out.

[JD]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

[Armchair_QB]

Cutler was sacked six times by the Bears' five-man blocking sled during practice last week.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

Well in fairness he was cheerleading...

[Bort]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

Well in fairness he was cheerleading...

Are you suggesting it would have been ok to beat up former president George W. Bush?

[Tonker]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

Well in fairness he was cheerleading...

Are you suggesting it would have been ok to beat up former president George W. Bush?

If he's not, I am.  Yeah, I said it, and your much-vaunted Secret Service can't touch me in my European Socialist Monarchic Utopia.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

Well in fairness he was cheerleading...

Are you suggesting it would have been ok to beat up former president George W. Bush?

If he's not, I am.  Yeah, I said it, and your much-vaunted Secret Service can't touch me in my European Socialist Monarchic Utopia.

SMU? Isn't that home to the future George W. Bush Presidential library?

[Quality Start Machine]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

Well in fairness he was cheerleading...

Are you suggesting it would have been ok to beat up former president George W. Bush?

If he's not, I am.  Yeah, I said it, and your much-vaunted Secret Service can't touch me in my European Socialist Monarchic Utopia.

Not that they would try all that hard anyway. Dude in Iraq was able to throw a second shoe.

[JD]

Cutler has about a second to throw.  He gets hit more than Tyler Wilson.

Dude...

I was actually talking about the Arkansas QB, but yours works, too.