Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread

[Oleg]

Kerry is high on my list as well, but Jed and Theo would be doing him a favor to allow him to pass up fair offer from the Cubs for the chance to win a ring this year with another team (which, frankly, isn't going to happen if he's playing in Wrigley), and then come back to Cubs in some capacity (even if only an "ambassador").  Frankly, it wouldn't be bad for the organization to make a clean break for all those crutches the BCB crowd relies on as well, if only for a year or two.

Sign him.  Let me be happy for a little while.  Trade him to The Red Sox in July as compensation for Theo.  Or, fuck The Red Sox and trade him somewhere else so he can win.

[thehawk]

Kerry is high on my list as well, but Jed and Theo would be doing him a favor to allow him to pass up fair offer from the Cubs for the chance to win a ring this year with another team (which, frankly, isn't going to happen if he's playing in Wrigley), and then come back to Cubs in some capacity (even if only an "ambassador").  Frankly, it wouldn't be bad for the organization to make a clean break for all those crutches the BCB crowd relies on as well, if only for a year or two.

Sign him.  Let me be happy for a little while.  Trade him to The Red Sox in July as compensation for Theo.  Or, fuck The Red Sox and trade him somewhere else so he can win for a prospect or two.

That would be cool also.

[Saul Goodman]

The longer Theo waits, the less likely Boston gets anything useful. Nicely done.

[BH]

The longer Theo waits, the less likely Boston gets anything useful. Nicely done.

The longer Theo is in Chicago, the worse our Kubbeez are going to be.

[Slaky]

The longer Theo waits, the less likely Boston gets anything useful. Nicely done.

The longer Theo is in Chicago, the worse our Kubbeez are going to be.

He's ruining this franchise.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

The longer Theo waits, the less likely Boston gets anything useful. Nicely done.

The longer Theo is in Chicago, the worse our Kubbeez are going to be.

He's ruining this franchise.

Epstink is terrible.

[Saul Goodman]

Theo Epstein presents:

The Cubs Way.

[BH]

Theo Epstein presents:

The Cubs Way.

The idaho cubs aren't a part of the Cubs organization.

[Saul Goodman]

Theo Epstein presents:

The Cubs Way.

The idaho cubs aren't a part of the Cubs organization.

I thought it was pretty clear Boise got their copy early and decided to try it out on these guys. It's so obvious.

[BH]

Theo wants to reduce partying.. what a loser.

[Internet Apex]

According to these stat mankissers, the Padres have the top farm system in baseball. Jed Hoyer? Splooge?


Four-Star Prospects
1. Rymer Liriano, OF
2. Robbie Erlin, LHP
3. Jedd Gyorko, 3B
4. Cory Spangenberg, 2B
5. Joe Wieland, RHP
6. Anthony Rizzo, 1B
7. Casey Kelly, RHP
8. Austin Hedges, C
9. Joe Ross, RHP
Three-Star Prospects
10. Keyvius Sampson, RHP
11. Donavan Tate, OF

I don't know shit about this. But it seems like this list is old.

[Shooter]

According to these stat mankissers, the Padres have the top farm system in baseball. Jed Hoyer? Splooge?


Four-Star Prospects
1. Rymer Liriano, OF
2. Robbie Erlin, LHP
3. Jedd Gyorko, 3B
4. Cory Spangenberg, 2B
5. Joe Wieland, RHP
6. Anthony Rizzo, 1B
7. Casey Kelly, RHP
8. Austin Hedges, C
9. Joe Ross, RHP
Three-Star Prospects
10. Keyvius Sampson, RHP
11. Donavan Tate, OF

I don't know shit about this. But it seems like this list is old.

The Padres list was compiled in mid-December, before Rizzo was traded to the Cubs.

[Internet Apex]

According to these stat mankissers, the Padres have the top farm system in baseball. Jed Hoyer? Splooge?


Four-Star Prospects
1. Rymer Liriano, OF
2. Robbie Erlin, LHP
3. Jedd Gyorko, 3B
4. Cory Spangenberg, 2B
5. Joe Wieland, RHP
6. Anthony Rizzo, 1B
7. Casey Kelly, RHP
8. Austin Hedges, C
9. Joe Ross, RHP
Three-Star Prospects
10. Keyvius Sampson, RHP
11. Donavan Tate, OF

I don't know shit about this. But it seems like this list is old.

The Padres list was compiled in mid-December, before Rizzo was traded to the Cubs.

So JEDSPLOOGE? Or no?

[Quality Start Machine]

According to these stat mankissers, the Padres have the top farm system in baseball. Jed Hoyer? Splooge?


Four-Star Prospects
1. Rymer Liriano, OF
2. Robbie Erlin, LHP
3. Jedd Gyorko, 3B
4. Cory Spangenberg, 2B
5. Joe Wieland, RHP
6. Anthony Rizzo, 1B
7. Casey Kelly, RHP
8. Austin Hedges, C
9. Joe Ross, RHP
Three-Star Prospects
10. Keyvius Sampson, RHP
11. Donavan Tate, OF

I don't know shit about this. But it seems like this list is old.

The Padres list was compiled in mid-December, before Rizzo was traded to the Cubs.

So JEDSPLOOGE? Or no?

I'd allow it. The Padres are going to be good for a while for not a lot of money.

[Slaky]

According to these stat mankissers, the Padres have the top farm system in baseball. Jed Hoyer? Splooge?


Four-Star Prospects
1. Rymer Liriano, OF
2. Robbie Erlin, LHP
3. Jedd Gyorko, 3B
4. Cory Spangenberg, 2B
5. Joe Wieland, RHP
6. Anthony Rizzo, 1B
7. Casey Kelly, RHP
8. Austin Hedges, C
9. Joe Ross, RHP
Three-Star Prospects
10. Keyvius Sampson, RHP
11. Donavan Tate, OF

I don't know shit about this. But it seems like this list is old.

The Padres list was compiled in mid-December, before Rizzo was traded to the Cubs.

So JEDSPLOOGE? Or no?

DEY SHUDDA GOTTEN DAT GYORKO GUY