Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread

[Bort]

Hey, maybe Theo Epstein can make things right with Gary and have a multi-pouch fanny pack night at Wrigley Field!

Can you even imagine how many Bacci slices Huey could cram into one of those?

Well, that made me laugh harder than most Huey stickpokes.

[CT III]

Done and done.

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2011/10/its_official_ep.html

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Done and done.

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2011/10/its_official_ep.html

And they mean done:

The clubs also have reached an agreement regarding a process by which appropriate compensation will be determined for the Red Sox and that issue will be resolved in the near term.

Glad that's all settled.

[Brownie]

I really wish they hired Jake the Old Style guy. Oh well. I can't root for the Cubs now.

[BBM]

I'm still awe struck that the beav has done a amazing job.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I still awe struck that the beav has done a amazing job.

I'm sure Chuck will be along at some point to explain how this is all just further proof that Ricketts is a no count fuck-up.

[Saul Goodman]

In direct contradiction to prior reports it sounds like the Cubs will be sending prospects to SD for compensation. Damn liberal media.

[Gilgamesh]

While we anxiously await the arrival of Theo (and Chuck's Andrew Freidman datase), he's busy saying goodbye to Bostoners.

[Slaky]

While we anxiously await the arrival of Theo (and Chuck's Andrew Freidman datase), he's busy saying goodbye to Bostoners.

GO SOX!?!??!?!!

That son of a bitch

#FireTheo

[BH]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

[CT III]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

All those guys are going to quit out of loyalty to Jim Hendry anyway.

[Slaky]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

Oh my god this guy. He is the dumbest of the dumb. Phil Rogers, step aside.

Consider that the Cubs' old regime had as many playoff appearances as Epstein's and Jed Hoyer's teams combined the last two years.

Brain matter, everywhere.

[BH]

Macphail thinks theo will have more pressure in chicago than he had in boston to win. WTF is going on.

[BBM]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

Oh my god this guy. He is the dumbest of the dumb. Phil Rogers, step aside.

Consider that the Cubs' old regime had as many playoff appearances as Epstein's and Jed Hoyer's teams combined the last two years.

Brain matter, everywhere.

+1

[CBStew]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

Oh my god this guy. He is the dumbest of the dumb. Phil Rogers, step aside.

Consider that the Cubs' old regime had as many playoff appearances as Epstein's and Jed Hoyer's teams combined the last two years.

Brain matter, everywhere.

In the case of Bush, Gammons couldn't have been more wrong.

''I don't know if there's another assistant GM in baseball who has seen more players in his organization and knows more about those players than Randy Bush,'' said one longtime, high-ranking major-league official from outside the organization."

Well, if one unidentified, longtime, high-ranking major-league official from outside the organization, thinks that is true, who am I to doubt it?