Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread

[R-V]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

Oh my god this guy. He is the dumbest of the dumb. Phil Rogers, step aside.

Consider that the Cubs' old regime had as many playoff appearances as Epstein's and Jed Hoyer's teams combined the last two years.

Brain matter, everywhere.

In the case of Bush, Gammons couldn't have been more wrong.

''I don't know if there's another assistant GM in baseball who has seen more players in his organization and knows more about those players than Randy Bush,'' said one longtime, high-ranking major-league official from outside the organization."

Well, if one unidentified, longtime, high-ranking major-league official from outside the organization, thinks that is true, who am I to doubt it?

I know I've never doubted Jim Hendry.

[PenPho]

Whatever Theo does, he should keep the entire cubs organization. Lots of good guys already on the ground.

Oh my god this guy. He is the dumbest of the dumb. Phil Rogers, step aside.

Consider that the Cubs' old regime had as many playoff appearances as Epstein's and Jed Hoyer's teams combined the last two years.

Brain matter, everywhere.

In the case of Bush, Gammons couldn't have been more wrong.

''I don't know if there's another assistant GM in baseball who has seen more players in his organization and knows more about those players than Randy Bush,'' said one longtime, high-ranking major-league official from outside the organization."

Well, if one unidentified, longtime, high-ranking major-league official from outside the organization, thinks that is true, who am I to doubt it?

Does he know they all suck?

[Saul Goodman]

Epstein walking at Wrigley, you guys!!!!

[CBStew]

Epstein walking at Wrigley, you guys!!!!

I can't tell you how exciting that video was.  No.  Really.  I can't tell you.  You have to wait for the press conderence.

[Saul Goodman]

Press con now. Theo is allergic to bullshit. I think I love him.

[Brownie]

Theo did have coffee at Starbucks! BREAKING!

[BH]

Theo's first moves need to be to sign Dempster and trade for Derrek Holland. Imagine how the two of them can keep things in the clubhouse light, with all their zany impressions.

[Quality Start Machine]

Does he know who owns the Cubs?

[Saul Goodman]

Theo's first moves need to be to sign Dempster and trade for Derrek Holland. Imagine how the two of them can keep things in the clubhouse light, with all their zany impressions.

You forgot Brian Wilson. Then they would have an unbeatable comedy triumvirate. He's black ops!

[Slaky]

Theo's first moves need to be to sign Dempster and trade for Derrek Holland. Imagine how the two of them can keep things in the clubhouse light, with all their zany impressions.

You forgot Brian Wilson. Then they would have an unbeatable comedy triumvirate. He's black ops!

[Quality Start Machine]

Can Theo destroy Cubness before Cubness detroys Theo?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Theo's first moves need to be to sign Dempster and trade for Derrek Holland. Imagine how the two of them can keep things in the clubhouse light, with all their zany impressions.

You forgot Brian Wilson. Then they would have an unbeatable comedy triumvirate. He's black ops!

Brian Wilson is truly a testament to Trying Way Too Fucking Hard™.

[Saul Goodman]

Can Theo destroy Cubness before Cubness detroys Theo?

Am I a bad person for wishing terrible harm on both the subject of this photo and its photographer?

[Internet Apex]

Can Theo destroy Cubness before Cubness detroys Theo?

Am I a bad person for wishing terrible harm on both the subject of this photo and its photographer?

No.

[Yeti]

Can Theo destroy Cubness before Cubness detroys Theo?

Am I a bad person for wishing terrible harm on both the subject of this photo and its photographer?

Tonker says yes