Tony LaRussa Appreciation Thread

[Armchair_QB]

The Rangers can't let the terrorists win.

[CBStew]

Did you ever see a game where neither side deserved to win?  I have been in better played sandlot games.  I thought that the World Series was supposed to be between the two best teams in professional baseball. 

[Shooter]

Did you ever see a game where neither side deserved to win?  I have been in better played sandlot games.  I thought that the World Series was supposed to be between the two best teams in professional baseball. 

So that's why the Cubs avoid it every year.

[Eli]

I thought that the World Series was supposed to be between the two best teams in professional baseball. 

Actually, since a short series is so random, the limited sample size of the playoffs doesn't always produce oh forget it.

[Gilgamesh]

Please, Jebus, allow the Cardinals to blow this game.

If you do this, I will build several shrines in your honor.

[Gilgamesh]

Guess you didn't want those shrines, eh?

[Saul Goodman]

Fact: This thead is evil.

[Gilgamesh]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

[Saul Goodman]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

Seconded.

[CT III]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

Seconded.

Bah, who gives a shit?  Honestly, outside of Dogpatch?  Nobody.  Theo Epstein is going to build this shit here in Chicago.  And the Cubs are going to win.  And when they do, it's going to be the story of the fucking century.  The Cards fans will cry because they have more World Series titles and the Sox will bitch because they did it first and it won't matter because nobody gives a shit because it all pales in comparison to a single Cubs win..  The Cubs will win the World Series, and all other teams will cease to exist.  And we'll be as obnoxious and insufferable as a billion Red Sox fans.  It will be glorious.  Fucking glorious.

THESE ARE THE DEMANDS AND SAYINGS OF CT.

[Internet Apex]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

Seconded.

Bah, who gives a shit?  Honestly, outside of Dogpatch?  Nobody.  Theo Epstein is going to build this shit here in Chicago.  And the Cubs are going to win.  And when they do, it's going to be the story of the fucking century.  The Cards fans will cry because they have more World Series titles and the Sox will bitch because they did it first and it won't matter because nobody gives a shit because it all pales in comparison to a single Cubs win..  The Cubs will win the World Series, and all other teams will cease to exist.  And we'll be as obnoxious and insufferable as a billion Red Sox fans.  It will be glorious.  Fucking glorious.

THESE ARE THE DEMANDS AND SAYINGS OF CT.

I love abusive relationships.

[Armchair_QB]

I hope Tony LaRussa drives into the back of a tow truck with Ryan Theriot strapped into the kiddie seat next to him.

[Bort]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

Seconded.

Bah, who gives a shit?  Honestly, outside of Dogpatch?  Nobody.  Theo Epstein is going to build this shit here in Chicago.  And the Cubs are going to win.  And when they do, it's going to be the story of the fucking century.  The Cards fans will cry because they have more World Series titles and the Sox will bitch because they did it first and it won't matter because nobody gives a shit because it all pales in comparison to a single Cubs win..  The Cubs will win the World Series, and all other teams will cease to exist.  And we'll be as obnoxious and insufferable as a billion Red Sox fans.  It will be glorious.  Fucking glorious.

THESE ARE THE DEMANDS AND SAYINGS OF CT.

I am tattooing this post on my soul.

[CBStew]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

Seconded.

Bah, who gives a shit?  Honestly, outside of Dogpatch?  Nobody.  Theo Epstein is going to build this shit here in Chicago.  And the Cubs are going to win.  And when they do, it's going to be the story of the fucking century.  The Cards fans will cry because they have more World Series titles and the Sox will bitch because they did it first and it won't matter because nobody gives a shit because it all pales in comparison to a single Cubs win..  The Cubs will win the World Series, and all other teams will cease to exist.  And we'll be as obnoxious and insufferable as a billion Red Sox fans.  It will be glorious.  Fucking glorious.

THESE ARE THE DEMANDS AND SAYINGS OF CT.

Makes me want to stand up and salute!  On second thought, it makes me want to cry.

[Quality Start Machine]

I move that this thread be destroyed and never spoken of again.

Seconded.

Bah, who gives a shit?  Honestly, outside of Dogpatch?  Nobody.  Theo Epstein is going to build this shit here in Chicago.  And the Cubs are going to win.  And when they do, it's going to be the story of the fucking century.  The Cards fans will cry because they have more World Series titles and the Sox will bitch because they did it first and it won't matter because nobody gives a shit because it all pales in comparison to a single Cubs win..  The Cubs will win the World Series, and all other teams will cease to exist.  And we'll be as obnoxious and insufferable as a billion Red Sox fans.  It will be glorious.  Fucking glorious.

THESE ARE THE DEMANDS AND SAYINGS OF CT.

I'm surprised zorses didn't figure in anywhere.