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Yeti

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Fuck My Downstate Life
« on: October 28, 2011, 10:25:16 PM »
Nuff said

Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 10:30:43 PM »
FUCK YOU, RANGERS!!!

My office is going to have tons of Cardinals' paraphernalia in it come Monday!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 10:40:23 PM »
Meth all around!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 11:04:50 PM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2011, 12:16:41 AM »
I blame Atlanta for this.
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

Yeti

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 09:37:36 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on October 28, 2011, 11:04:50 PM
Yeti, these people need a leader.

We seriously have an Occupy? Fuck, I better move on the OccupyDivernon

Saul Goodman

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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Yeti

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Yeti

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 06:52:14 PM »
Jesus, that Mitsu I looks ugly and gay.

In other unrelated news, Gil, we found your car

Saul Goodman

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 06:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 14, 2011, 06:49:15 PM
This: http://www.theavettbrothers.com/us/event/2011/11/17/bloomington-I'll
And this: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Way_to_Normal

Link 1: Page not found
Link 2: This is what happens when Ben leaves the comfort of the suburbs for the untamed wilds of rural Illinois.  Effington, indeed.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

BichetteHappens

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 02:32:33 AM »
I go to ISU. I graduate and December  (thank god) and am getting the hell out of that god awful place.

Our "Occupy" consists of local loony townsfolk and hipster/hippie students camping outside of the fucking library.


Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2011, 03:12:16 AM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on November 15, 2011, 02:32:33 AM
I go to ISU. I graduate and December  (thank god) and am getting the hell out of that god awful place.

Our "Occupy" consists of local loony townsfolk and hipster/hippie students camping outside of the fucking library.



Hopefully, you're not an English major.  Otherwise, get your money back.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Yeti

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2011, 07:46:28 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 14, 2011, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 14, 2011, 06:49:15 PM
This: http://www.theavettbrothers.com/us/event/2011/11/17/bloomington-I'll
And this: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Way_to_Normal

Link 1: Page not found
Link 2: This is what happens when Ben leaves the comfort of the suburbs for the untamed wilds of rural Illinois.  Effington, indeed.

Link 1: url explains enough though.
Link 2: That road up 57 from Carbondale, going by Effingham sucks. That south eastern part of the state is shit any way (acknowledges pot, kettle, black)

morpheus

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Re: Fuck My Downstate Life
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2011, 09:48:09 AM »
Seams like the right place to put this:

I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.