Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos

[Internet Apex]

Lay tracks, Caleb.

[BC]

Forte's hurt and it didn't look good at all.

Late edit: CBS says he's out for the rest of the game with a knee injury. In three weeks, the Bears have gone from Cutler-Forte to Hanie-Barber. Just shoot me now.

[BC]

Now Peppers heads to the locker room.

[BC]

And now Orton's hurt. Are these two teams going to make it through this game?!?!?

[Richard Chuggar]

TIME TO POST

[Slaky]

3-0. Final.

[CT III]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[BC]

Chiefs up 7-3 at halftime after a Hail Mary comes through. Want to congratulate the defense for allowing two third and longs and a fourth-down to be converted before said Hail Mary.

[SKO]

Cutler's down. Forte's down. Louis is down, meaning Omiyale is in, and Wright's gone down and the mysterious absence of Brandon Meriweather means a whole lot of Craig Steltz. Guh.

[CT III]

Cutler's down. Forte's down. Louis is down, meaning Omiyale is in, and Wright's gone down and the mysterious absence of Brandon Meriweather means a whole lot of Craig Steltz. Guh.

Major Wright injured?  That's unpossible!

[BC]

Has Johnny Knox ever actually fought for a pass? My goodness.

[SKO]

Has Johnny Knox ever actually fought for a pass? My goodness.

That was a shitty, floaty ball that Knox never had a chance at. I love ripping the shit out of Johnny Knox, but Christ almighty give the blame where it's due. Caleb sucks.

[BC]

Not disputing that Hanie sucks, it was a bad pass, but the receiver at the very least needs to make sure it isn't a pick. He just kind of stood there without doing anything until it was too late.

[BC]

Well, this game has officially gone into pathetic territory.

[CT III]

If ever there was a time that the Bears needed Devin Hester to be DEVIN HESTER, this is it.