Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[Yeti]

Butthurt achieved.

*looks at the Subject line*

Jesus, ForkPank

[Quality Start Machine]

Butthurt achieved.

*looks at the Subject line*

Jesus, ForkPank

Sorry, but you put the 12-year-old Internet tutor I was using into therapy.

[Saul Goodman]

I'd probably be laughing more if the Cardinals weren't going to win like five more World Series before the Cubs even make the playoffs.

That's exactly why I'm enjoying this one so much now.  Carpe diem.

[Yeti]

Cardinals last night: 1.1 IP, 5ER, L, 33.75 ERA.

[Slaky]

I'd probably be laughing more if the Cardinals weren't going to win like five more World Series before the Cubs even make the playoffs.

That's exactly why I'm enjoying this one so much now.  Carpe diem.

You know what when Eli made that comment it seemed true. Now it does not seem true.

[Yeti]

I'd probably be laughing more if the Cardinals weren't going to win like five more World Series before the Cubs even make the playoffs.

That's exactly why I'm enjoying this one so much now.  Carpe diem.

You know what when Eli made that comment it seemed true. Now it does not seem true.

I actually kind of saw that, too, and stored it to memory bank whenever the Cubes are celebrating their 2016 WS title. PUNDITTRACKING

[Slaky]

I'd probably be laughing more if the Cardinals weren't going to win like five more World Series before the Cubs even make the playoffs.

That's exactly why I'm enjoying this one so much now.  Carpe diem.

You know what when Eli made that comment it seemed true. Now it does not seem true.

I actually kind of saw that, too, and stored it to memory bank whenever the Cubes are celebrating their 2016 WS title. PUNDITTRACKING

I was thinking about it this morning - the Cubs should be pretty good in 2016 based on the prospects arriving and the relative strength in finding helpful players on a bargain shown by Jed and crew. But just as the cardinals should probably have run away with the division this year, injuries are the x-factor.

So I expect the Cubs to appear to be competitive and then everyone will get hurt.

[Saul Goodman]

Cardinals last night: 1.1 IP, 5ER, L, 33.75 ERA.

I loved it.  That's what he gets for not starting Kershaw (1 IP, 0 H, 0 BB, 1 SO, btw).

Via the amazing @BestFansStLouis, we learn that Clayton Kershaw is not a #winner and that this is all Jonathan Lucroy's fault:

Everyone says Adam Wainright (sic) shouldn't have started but how many World Series rings does kershaw (sic) have? #waino #Respect @Cardinals

If Yadi was catching Waino I bet this inning is 1-2-3. Another part of Jonathan Lucroy's sabotage

I think waino does a lot better if yadi is catching the game

If Yadi was healthy and the battery was him and Waino with Matheny managing, those three runs wouldn't have happened. I'm sure of it.

I blame having shitty-not-Yadi catchers as to why Waino and Neshek didn't do too well tonight

Plot twist: lucroy is giving wainwright shitty pitches on purpose and tipping the hitters.

Lucroy was tipping pitches to hitters. It was his fault not Wainos

could you imagine how immaculate Waino woulda been if Yadi was catching him? ahhhh.

IMMACULATE!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Cardinals last night: 1.1 IP, 5ER, L, 33.75 ERA.

I loved it.  That's what he gets for not starting Kershaw (1 IP, 0 H, 0 BB, 1 SO, btw).

Via the amazing @BestFansStLouis, we learn that Clayton Kershaw is not a #winner and that this is all Jonathan Lucroy's fault:

Everyone says Adam Wainright (sic) shouldn't have started but how many World Series rings does kershaw (sic) have? #waino #Respect @Cardinals

If Yadi was catching Waino I bet this inning is 1-2-3. Another part of Jonathan Lucroy's sabotage

I think waino does a lot better if yadi is catching the game

If Yadi was healthy and the battery was him and Waino with Matheny managing, those three runs wouldn't have happened. I'm sure of it.

I blame having shitty-not-Yadi catchers as to why Waino and Neshek didn't do too well tonight

Plot twist: lucroy is giving wainwright shitty pitches on purpose and tipping the hitters.

Lucroy was tipping pitches to hitters. It was his fault not Wainos

could you imagine how immaculate Waino woulda been if Yadi was catching him? ahhhh.

IMMACULATE!

Jebus.

[Bort]

Cardinals last night: 1.1 IP, 5ER, L, 33.75 ERA.

I loved it.  That's what he gets for not starting Kershaw (1 IP, 0 H, 0 BB, 1 SO, btw).

Via the amazing @BestFansStLouis, we learn that Clayton Kershaw is not a #winner and that this is all Jonathan Lucroy's fault:

Everyone says Adam Wainright (sic) shouldn't have started but how many World Series rings does kershaw (sic) have? #waino #Respect @Cardinals

If Yadi was catching Waino I bet this inning is 1-2-3. Another part of Jonathan Lucroy's sabotage

I think waino does a lot better if yadi is catching the game

If Yadi was healthy and the battery was him and Waino with Matheny managing, those three runs wouldn't have happened. I'm sure of it.

I blame having shitty-not-Yadi catchers as to why Waino and Neshek didn't do too well tonight

Plot twist: lucroy is giving wainwright shitty pitches on purpose and tipping the hitters.

Lucroy was tipping pitches to hitters. It was his fault not Wainos

could you imagine how immaculate Waino woulda been if Yadi was catching him? ahhhh.

IMMACULATE!

Jebus.

These fucking people...

[InternetApex]

Revolting. But just imagine how awful our fans are going to be when the Cubs get good. I hope everybody who claims they're going to quit watching this team for good during the rebuild is completely serious.

[Slaky]

Revolting. But just imagine how awful our fans are going to be when the Cubs get good. I hope everybody who claims they're going to quit watching this team for good during the rebuild is completely serious.

I said when Theo was hired I can't wait until people hate the cubs because their fans are arrogant as hell instead of because they're a mickey mouse organization full of buffoons and losers.

I look forward to it.

There's a big difference though right? Like the Red Sox got wealthy and excellent and their fans still tried that whole we're the shining beacon of light to the Evil Empire's Endless Overflowing Coffers bullshit and everyone saw through it and finally realized holy shit these people are from BOSTON we should have hated them forever.

St Louis is good but also their fans think there's some kind of purity in the way the org does everything top down and it's disgusting.

Cubs fans don't think the org is great and they don't think they're better than other fans, that I know of.

It's going to be interesting to see what kind of annoying, unbearable fanbase we'll become. What will be our hallmark?

[SKO]

Revolting. But just imagine how awful our fans are going to be when the Cubs get good. I hope everybody who claims they're going to quit watching this team for good during the rebuild is completely serious.

I said when Theo was hired I can't wait until people hate the cubs because their fans are arrogant as hell instead of because they're a mickey mouse organization full of buffoons and losers.

I look forward to it.

There's a big difference though right? Like the Red Sox got wealthy and excellent and their fans still tried that whole we're the shining beacon of light to the Evil Empire's Endless Overflowing Coffers bullshit and everyone saw through it and finally realized holy shit these people are from BOSTON we should have hated them forever.

St Louis is good but also their fans think there's some kind of purity in the way the org does everything top down and it's disgusting.

Cubs fans don't think the org is great and they don't think they're better than other fans, that I know of.

It's going to be interesting to see what kind of annoying, unbearable fanbase we'll become. What will be our hallmark?

If the Blackhawks are any indication, we'll still have a terrifying inferiority complex and constantly doubt and question and bitch about everything.

[InternetApex]

Revolting. But just imagine how awful our fans are going to be when the Cubs get good. I hope everybody who claims they're going to quit watching this team for good during the rebuild is completely serious.

I said when Theo was hired I can't wait until people hate the cubs because their fans are arrogant as hell instead of because they're a mickey mouse organization full of buffoons and losers.

I look forward to it.

There's a big difference though right? Like the Red Sox got wealthy and excellent and their fans still tried that whole we're the shining beacon of light to the Evil Empire's Endless Overflowing Coffers bullshit and everyone saw through it and finally realized holy shit these people are from BOSTON we should have hated them forever.

St Louis is good but also their fans think there's some kind of purity in the way the org does everything top down and it's disgusting.

Cubs fans don't think the org is great and they don't think they're better than other fans, that I know of.

It's going to be interesting to see what kind of annoying, unbearable fanbase we'll become. What will be our hallmark?

Our hallmark will be not knowing how baseball works but talking about it incessantly like we're entitled to have our opinions heard because we suffered for sooooo long and now fuck you.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's going to be interesting to see what kind of annoying, unbearable fanbase we'll become. What will be our hallmark?

SNL will do skits with DA SUPERFANS beating the shit out of wimpy Cubs fans not knowing what to do with their elf loathing.