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Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #660 on: December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #661 on: December 29, 2015, 06:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.

There's no way Mike Matheny knows the word "manifesto."

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #662 on: December 29, 2015, 07:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on December 29, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.

There's no way Mike Matheny knows the word "manifesto."

However, he's pretty sure he can order a pizza there.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #663 on: December 30, 2015, 08:26:24 AM »
Quote from: Shooter on December 29, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.

There's no way Mike Matheny knows the word "manifesto."

He had some manifesto once, but Gold Bond took care of it.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #664 on: December 30, 2015, 10:07:50 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 30, 2015, 08:26:24 AM
Quote from: Shooter on December 29, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.

There's no way Mike Matheny knows the word "manifesto."

He had some manifesto once, but Gold Bond penicilin took care of it.

Sounds more like an STD to me'd.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #665 on: December 30, 2015, 10:17:19 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 30, 2015, 10:07:50 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 30, 2015, 08:26:24 AM
Quote from: Shooter on December 29, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.

There's no way Mike Matheny knows the word "manifesto."

He had some manifesto once, but Gold Bond penicilin took care of it.

Sounds more like an STD to me'd.

It's actually just a Manifistula.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #666 on: December 30, 2015, 10:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2015, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 30, 2015, 10:07:50 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 30, 2015, 08:26:24 AM
Quote from: Shooter on December 29, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 28, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
This is a fun read.  I also had no idea that Matheny has some sort of a manifesto.
"Manifesto"?  I think that someone is a little full of himself.

Not at all, Stew.  Mike Matheny is all about the boys.

There's no way Mike Matheny knows the word "manifesto."

He had some manifesto once, but Gold Bond penicilin took care of it.

Sounds more like an STD to me'd.

It's actually just a Manifistula.

THAT FISTULA SAVED MY LIFE.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #667 on: January 03, 2016, 03:11:06 PM »
Best videoboards in baseball .  Guess Schwarber will need to put a baseball on top of that one also.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #668 on: January 04, 2016, 01:02:55 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on January 03, 2016, 03:11:06 PM
Best videoboards in baseball .  Guess Schwarber will need to put a baseball on top of that one also.

Wow, even team management isn't hiding their inferiority complex any more.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #669 on: January 04, 2016, 05:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on January 04, 2016, 01:02:55 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 03, 2016, 03:11:06 PM
Best videoboards in baseball .  Guess Schwarber will need to put a baseball on top of that one also.

Wow, even team management isn't hiding their inferiority complex any more.
You can't fool me.   This is really from "The Onion".   Even the Cardinals have too much self respect to publish something like that.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #670 on: January 06, 2016, 11:58:44 AM »

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #671 on: January 09, 2016, 12:27:19 AM »
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #672 on: January 09, 2016, 08:44:51 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on January 09, 2016, 12:27:19 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/the-details-in-the-cardinals-astros-hacking-scandal-are-insane-211314578.html

MLB needs to shove a red-hot poker up the Cardinals' ass for this.



BUT THE CARDINALS DIDN'T DO THIS IT WAS JUST THE THIRD MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE ORGANIZATION AND THERE'S TOTES NO WAY HE SHARED THAT INFO WITH MOZELIAK- Cardinals fans
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #673 on: January 09, 2016, 10:53:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on January 09, 2016, 08:44:51 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on January 09, 2016, 12:27:19 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/the-details-in-the-cardinals-astros-hacking-scandal-are-insane-211314578.html

MLB needs to shove a red-hot poker up the Cardinals' ass for this.



BUT THE CARDINALS DIDN'T DO THIS IT WAS JUST THE THIRD MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE ORGANIZATION AND THERE'S TOTES NO WAY HE SHARED THAT INFO WITH MOZELIAK- Cardinals fans

My favorite part is that this was done so guys could look at proprietary scouting information which means this guy broke Federal laws so he could
read stuff like: "solid makeup, good arm, bat may develop, looks like shit in blue jeans"

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #674 on: January 12, 2016, 01:32:38 PM »
M'lady.