Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

I'm calling it now - they aren't getting any closer to the Cubs than they are right now all season.

So, you're guaranteeing the Cubs win today?

Huey's dad is going to beat the living shit out of Fork one of these days

I've met him. He could.

[J Rod]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

[Saul Goodman]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious number?

[Yeti]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

[Saul Goodman]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

[Bort]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

In a row?

[Saul Goodman]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

[Bort]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

[Saul Goodman]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

I'm glad I forgot about this because reading it anew was highly enjoyable.

[Brownie]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

I'm glad I forgot about this because reading it anew was highly enjoyable.

Did you forget about Game 4 of the NLDS (or Game 3 and Game 2 and the Wild Card game and Arrieta's no-hitter) as well?

Did you forget the 1984 Division Clincher, or the Sandberg game or the August 1984 Cubs-Mets series or about 20 great 1989 Cubs games? Or the Kerry Wood 20K game?

HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GREATEST DUI ARREST THIS SIDE OF PROHIBITION?

[Oleg]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

I'm glad I forgot about this because reading it anew was highly enjoyable.

Did you forget about Game 4 of the NLDS (or Game 3 and Game 2 and the Wild Card game and Arrieta's no-hitter) as well?

Did you forget the 1984 Division Clincher, or the Sandberg game or the August 1984 Cubs-Mets series or about 20 great 1989 Cubs games? Or the Kerry Wood 20K game?

HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GREATEST DUI ARREST THIS SIDE OF PROHIBITION?

#neverforget

[Canadouche]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

I'm glad I forgot about this because reading it anew was highly enjoyable.

Did you forget about Game 4 of the NLDS (or Game 3 and Game 2 and the Wild Card game and Arrieta's no-hitter) as well?

Did you forget the 1984 Division Clincher, or the Sandberg game or the August 1984 Cubs-Mets series or about 20 great 1989 Cubs games? Or the Kerry Wood 20K game?

HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GREATEST DUI ARREST THIS SIDE OF PROHIBITION?

...were there DUI's on the other side of probation?

[Yeti]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

I'm glad I forgot about this because reading it anew was highly enjoyable.

Did you forget about Game 4 of the NLDS (or Game 3 and Game 2 and the Wild Card game and Arrieta's no-hitter) as well?

Did you forget the 1984 Division Clincher, or the Sandberg game or the August 1984 Cubs-Mets series or about 20 great 1989 Cubs games? Or the Kerry Wood 20K game?

HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GREATEST DUI ARREST THIS SIDE OF PROHIBITION?

...were there DUI's on the other side of probation?

Actually......

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-drunk-driving-arrest

[Canadouche]

Bump

Maybe they should have spent less time in spring training being butthurt about "the team up north" and more time not striking out all of the fucking time.

I am laughing so hard at a fanbase that told me "the Cubs strike out too much to win in the postseason" K'ing 30+ times in 3 games.

So I was curious and looked it up...they struck out *37* times in 101 ABs!

37!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/batting/_/name/stl

Is 37 a serious significant number?

Wrong. Idito.

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

I admit it, I originally thought it was "significant" and had to look it up. Was significant our spin or theirs, because I couldn't find anything.

A second police video shows LaRussa at a sheriff's station, where he submitted to a pair of Breathalyzer tests, both of which recorded his blood alcohol level above the state's .08 limit. As seen in the police station video, LaRussa told deputies that he had consumed two glasses of wine at dinner and had a "long, long day. I'm tired." When informed that two separate test results showed his BAC above the limit, LaRussa asked, "Is that significant in your opinion?" Told that he blew .093 and .092 on his Breathalyzer tests, LaRussa wondered, "What would be a really high number?"

From The Smoking Gun.

I'm glad I forgot about this because reading it anew was highly enjoyable.

Did you forget about Game 4 of the NLDS (or Game 3 and Game 2 and the Wild Card game and Arrieta's no-hitter) as well?

Did you forget the 1984 Division Clincher, or the Sandberg game or the August 1984 Cubs-Mets series or about 20 great 1989 Cubs games? Or the Kerry Wood 20K game?

HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GREATEST DUI ARREST THIS SIDE OF PROHIBITION?

...were there DUI's on the other side of probation?

Actually......

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-drunk-driving-arrest