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Yeti

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Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« on: December 07, 2011, 12:23:27 PM »


This is going to be a lot of fun. I really don't care where he goes, as long as its not St Louis because I want to see those fucking fans suffer after their fabled first baseman spurns them, even better if its for Ozzie and Co.

Fuck those fucking whiny pussy assholes.


Also, thats seriously their new unis? Bleh
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 01:13:37 PM »
Now that you've started this thread, I expect Pujols to re-up with the Cardinals within 24 hours.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 01:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Eli on December 07, 2011, 01:13:37 PM
Now that you've started this thread, I expect Pujols to re-up with the Cardinals within 24 hours.

At least we'll know who to blame.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 01:36:49 PM »
And what the hell is up with those uniforms? Looks like some crappy 1985 concoction. Get off the Giants' dicks, Miami.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 02:06:04 PM »
If Pujols signs with Miami, do the Dolphins throw the mint at Peyton Manning this spring?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
I can feel my butthurt rising...
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2011, 04:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on December 07, 2011, 02:06:04 PM
If Pujols signs with Miami, do the Dolphins throw the mint at Peyton Manning this spring?

And derail the Matt Moore Express?!?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2011, 04:41:14 PM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2011, 06:04:31 PM »
I would love to see the DeadBirds tie up $225 million in a 45 year old athlete.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2011, 06:30:20 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
I would love to see the DeadBirds tie up $225 million in a 45 year old athlete.

Wait, Albert is Julio Franco's grandson?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2011, 10:24:51 PM »
Quote from: BBM on December 07, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
I would love to see the DeadBirds tie up $225 million in a 45 year old athlete.

Wait, Albert is Julio Franco's grandson?

Opposite.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2011, 07:55:30 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
I would love to see the DeadBirds tie up $225 million in a 45 year old athlete.

With blood testing in the new CBA.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2011, 08:48:38 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on December 07, 2011, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 07, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
I would love to see the DeadBirds tie up $225 million in a 45 year old athlete.

Wait, Albert is Julio Franco's grandson?

Opposite.

Ah, so he's not Julio Franco's grandson.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2011, 09:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on December 08, 2011, 08:48:38 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 07, 2011, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 07, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
I would love to see the DeadBirds tie up $225 million in a 45 year old athlete.

Wait, Albert is Julio Franco's grandson?

Opposite.

Ah, so he's not Julio Franco's grandson.

Granddaughter? Wow. HGH is a helluva drug.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2011, 09:05:05 AM »
He's an Angel folks. An Angel!


GOOOOOOODBYE FUCKER!
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