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Tonker

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2011, 11:56:23 AM »
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2011, 02:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 11:56:23 AM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2011, 06:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 11:56:23 AM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.

The World Series is best of seven, Pex.

Tonker

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2011, 04:56:05 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 08, 2011, 06:23:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 11:56:23 AM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.

The World Series is best of seven, Pex.

ChuckD swaw what I did, there.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2011, 08:27:14 AM »


BFIBB™
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2011, 09:54:28 AM »

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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Internet Apex

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2011, 10:51:06 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 09, 2011, 04:56:05 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 08, 2011, 06:23:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 11:56:23 AM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.

The World Series is best of seven, Pex.

ChuckD swaw what I did, there.

I swaw it too. But I was bweing a smartass.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2012, 09:20:10 AM »
Dave Duncan, gone.

Matt Morris, in.

(Second one is speculative)

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2012, 09:35:59 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 06, 2012, 09:20:10 AM
Dave Duncan, gone.

Matt Morris, in.

(Second one is speculative)

My haterection is already at half-mast.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2012, 08:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 11:20:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 08, 2011, 10:39:54 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 09:45:15 AM
I like that the Cubs won't have to see him again but I am not in the mood to gloat over the demise of a team that just won the World Series.

Packers
Cardinals
Undefeated Packers.

SPORTZ are fucking ghey. Let's talk about Gilstories or politics or something.

Will it be fucking ghey when the Packers lose to the Niners in the playoffs?

You spelled "Saints" wrong. Breesus saves.

Guess we both spelled "Giants" wrong.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2012, 07:55:36 AM »
QuoteMike Lang, spokesman for the Illinois Lottery, said his state's winning ticket was sold in the small town of Red Bud, near St. Louis. The winner used a quick pick to select the numbers, he said.

That's a lot of meth.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2012, 10:57:06 PM »
If only Red Bud had been a sled.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2012, 10:59:17 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 01, 2012, 10:57:06 PM
If only Red Bud had been a sled.

...

Too soon?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2012, 11:35:55 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 01, 2012, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: BC on April 01, 2012, 10:57:06 PM
If only Red Bud had been a sled.

...

Too soon?

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