Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[CBStew]

It is interesting how the BEST FANS IN BASEBALL have managed to make Dodger fans out of the rest of us.

[Saul Goodman]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

[Armchair_QB]

I hope the stadium burns to the ground.

[Eli]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

They're going to win the World Series, so we should all just start accepting that. Probably next year and the year after that, too.

[Tonker]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

They're going to win cancel the World Series, so we should all just start accepting that. Probably next year and the year after that, too.

WhatIthinkyou'llfindisactuallygoingtohappen'd.

[Slaky]

Fuck baseball

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Fuck baseball

Go, hockey!

[Yeti]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

Well, him and those other Mouseketeers: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-complain-about-dodgers-mickey-mouse-celebr-1445526942

[Brownie]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

Well, him and those other Mouseketeers: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-complain-about-dodgers-mickey-mouse-celebr-1445526942

How does that compare to this?

[Brownie]

Or this?

At least the Cardinals have a proud tradition of being professionals when the going gets tough. They'd never soil a playoff series with Mickey Mouse stuff!

[Saul Goodman]

Deadspin is doing God's work.  Must be very upsetting to Will Leitch's psyche.

The Gawker headquarters in New York might burn if the Dodgers win the series, and it will be cleverly disguised to look like a meth lab explosion.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

Well, him and those other Mouseketeers: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-complain-about-dodgers-mickey-mouse-celebr-1445526942

How does that compare to this?

http://deadspin.com/not-to-mention-that-the-cardinals-had-ample-opportunity-1445594871

Not to mention that the Cardinals had ample opportunity to act like children over the last two games and didn't. Hey, I love a team that doesn't make itself out to look like children. It's why I'm a Cardinals fan and not a Dodgers fan apparently.

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.

[Eli]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

Well, him and those other Mouseketeers: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-complain-about-dodgers-mickey-mouse-celebr-1445526942

How does that compare to this?

http://deadspin.com/not-to-mention-that-the-cardinals-had-ample-opportunity-1445594871

Not to mention that the Cardinals had ample opportunity to act like children over the last two games and didn't. Hey, I love a team that doesn't make itself out to look like children. It's why I'm a Cardinals fan and not a Dodgers fan apparently.

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.

Well, the bolded is at least as insufferable as any Cardinals fan.

[Internet Apex]

I hope the Dodgers sweep and that GLOREE BOY Yasiel Puig does something to offend the Best Fans in Baseball every game and/or inning.

Well, him and those other Mouseketeers: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-complain-about-dodgers-mickey-mouse-celebr-1445526942

How does that compare to this?

http://deadspin.com/not-to-mention-that-the-cardinals-had-ample-opportunity-1445594871

Not to mention that the Cardinals had ample opportunity to act like children over the last two games and didn't. Hey, I love a team that doesn't make itself out to look like children. It's why I'm a Cardinals fan and not a Dodgers fan apparently.

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.

I think times are changing. There have been several takedowns of the Cardinals and their fans in the media lately from fans and pundits alike. The worm may be turning a bit. The Braves certainly sealed their fate with all that extra shit they were popping, but none of their fans really gave a shit. This looks like it's heading right toward the title of this thread. And we don't have to do anything except sit back and watch it.

A couple of things to possibly look forward to:

1. The Cards blowing this series while the Dodgers jump around with their wangs out farting in their general direction.
2. The Cards winning the series and going to face a bearded and crazed Boston team ready to do the same thing they did to the Tards in 2004.
3. The Cards winning it all with their fans showing their true colors throughout, leading the rest of the country to hate them almost as much as we do.

And maybe, just maybe... the whole PED lid blowing the fuck off and exposing years and years of abuse. I know I'm a staunch proponent of any means necessary and all that, but the shitstorm that could ensue would be orgasmic to behold.

[Quality Start Machine]