Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[SKO]

St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

[Bort]

St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

I hope you discussed this possibility in grave terms of how to stop it.

[flannj]

St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

So you're going to be a grandpappy by the time you are 40?

[Saul Goodman]

Satan's team strikes again.

[BH]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

[Tonker]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

"At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!""

Christ on a bike.  That's breathtaking.  I can't even begin to imagine how racist you would have to be to say something like that in a public place, in front of a camera.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

"At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!""

Christ on a bike.  That's breathtaking.  I can't even begin to imagine how racist you would have to be to say something like that in a public place, in front of a camera.

That's the mythology of white America for you. "We" invented freedom.

[InternetApex]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

"At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!""

Christ on a bike.  That's breathtaking.  I can't even begin to imagine how racist you would have to be to say something like that in a public place, in front of a camera.

That's the mythology of white America for you. "We" invented freedom.

Sure it took us awhile to get around to it. We first had to massacre the American Indians and enslave the Africans but once we got around to this freedom business, it was all you can eat. Unless you're not white of course.

[Saul Goodman]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

"At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!""

Christ on a bike.  That's breathtaking.  I can't even begin to imagine how racist you would have to be to say something like that in a public place, in front of a camera.

And Obummer is taking our freedoms away. People forget that.

[ChuckD]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

"At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!""

Christ on a bike.  That's breathtaking.  I can't even begin to imagine how racist you would have to be to say something like that in a public place, in front of a camera.

And Obummer is taking our freedoms away. People forget that.

And after we gave him his freedom, no less.

[Bort]

Not much needs to be said about this one.
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

"At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!""

Christ on a bike.  That's breathtaking.  I can't even begin to imagine how racist you would have to be to say something like that in a public place, in front of a camera.

And Obummer is taking our freedoms away. People forget that.

And after we gave him his freedom, no less.

Uppity AND ungrateful.

[ChuckD]

Can I just say that I'd gladly sell my soul to whatever lord of the underworld that the fucking Cardinals did in a fucking heartbeat and for a lot less. And if I could watch one fucking postseason game involving the Cardinals that didn't have Joe Buck tongue-fucking my ear for two and a half hours, that'd be a plus.

[Slaky]

Can I just say that I'd gladly sell my soul to whatever lord of the underworld that the fucking Cardinals did in a fucking heartbeat and for a lot less. And if I could watch one fucking postseason game involving the Cardinals that didn't have Joe Buck tongue-fucking my ear for two and a half hours, that'd be a plus.

Sorry.

[ChuckD]

Can I just say that I'd gladly sell my soul to whatever lord of the underworld that the fucking Cardinals did in a fucking heartbeat and for a lot less. And if I could watch one fucking postseason game involving the Cardinals that didn't have Joe Buck tongue-fucking my ear for two and a half hours, that'd be a plus.

Sorry.

*Flips Malibu*

[R-V]

These are outstanding.

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/10/9/6944445/mlb-2014-nlcs-playoffs-cardinals-bad-writing