Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[Saul Goodman]

Keeping Smilin' Rick is fine for now, unless they have a shot at a post-Friedman Joe Maddon.

Look who's available, you female dogs.

[SKO]

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St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

I hope you discussed this possibility in grave terms of how to stop it.

Yeah, the last thing the world needs are more kids that look like me.

About that....

[Slaky]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

[Eli]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

[Slaky]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

[Quality Start Machine]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

I didn't even know he was a relief pitcher.

[Oleg]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

So...price of Stanton just went down a little?

[CBStew]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

Ken Hubbs,  rookie of the year, died in an off-season plane crash in 1964 at the age of 22.

[SKO]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

Fucking 22 years old. God damn.

[Quality Start Machine]

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St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

I hope you discussed this possibility in grave terms of how to stop it.

Yeah, the last thing the world needs are more kids that look like me.

About that....

You planted your beltless seed?

[SKO]

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St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

I hope you discussed this possibility in grave terms of how to stop it.

Yeah, the last thing the world needs are more kids that look like me.

About that....

You planted your beltless seed?

That's.....one way to say that.

[ChuckD]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

We hardly knew ye, Minor League Guy.

[Bort]

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St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

I hope you discussed this possibility in grave terms of how to stop it.

Yeah, the last thing the world needs are more kids that look like me.

About that....

You planted your beltless seed?

That's.....one way to say that.

...Congratulations?

[SKO]

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St. Louis's dumb mayor pens an awful op-ed telling everyone how great St. Louis is, because Jon Hamm had the misfortune of growing up there and businesspeople exist who weren't successful until they moved to San Francisco.  There's also an enjoyable takedown from DREW MAGARY that has the advantage of not making you read the actual piece.

I go back and forth on Magary but this made my year.

I know Magary has a bit of a schtick, but damn if I don't enjoy it about 99% of the time.

yeah, it's the same formula every time, and sometimes he just fires at the wrong target, but I like him overall. He also is more than willing to poke shit at himself and he's not thin-skinned, so that does make him better than about 98% of all interweb talking heads.

I'm a fan, for sure. 
His parenting book is fantastic. 

But that take down was the best yet.

Agreed.

I know you'll probably end up having kids by the time you turn 19, but I find it odd that you read that. 

Well in non-meme world I'm 26 and I've been married for 2 1/2 years. The wife and I have discussed the possibility of reproducing, yes.

I hope you discussed this possibility in grave terms of how to stop it.

Yeah, the last thing the world needs are more kids that look like me.

About that....

You planted your beltless seed?

That's.....one way to say that.

...Congratulations?

There will be time for that later. Right now a man is DEAD

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

I didn't even know he was a relief pitcher.

To be fair, Darryl Kile was a starter.