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Bort

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #360 on: October 27, 2014, 08:25:42 AM »
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #362 on: October 27, 2014, 09:16:20 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2014, 08:27:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 27, 2014, 08:25:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2014, 08:25:05 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 26, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2014, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 26, 2014, 08:02:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2014, 07:44:15 PM
RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

I didn't even know he was a relief pitcher.

To be fair, Darryl Kile was a starter.

Until he stopped.

Good point.

*makes "X" on calendar for appropriate moment to lol at this.*
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #363 on: October 27, 2014, 09:18:51 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on October 27, 2014, 09:16:20 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2014, 08:27:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 27, 2014, 08:25:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2014, 08:25:05 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 26, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2014, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 26, 2014, 08:02:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2014, 07:44:15 PM
RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

I didn't even know he was a relief pitcher.

To be fair, Darryl Kile was a starter.

Until he stopped.

Good point.

*makes "X" on calendar for appropriate moment to lol at this.*

If it's not safe to make horribly insensitive jokes in this particular dark corner of the Internet then fuck all.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #364 on: October 27, 2014, 10:44:26 AM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #365 on: October 27, 2014, 11:17:00 AM »
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #366 on: October 27, 2014, 11:21:30 AM »
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #367 on: October 29, 2014, 08:04:27 AM »
Quote from: Bort on October 27, 2014, 11:21:30 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2014, 11:17:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 27, 2014, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2014, 08:25:05 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 26, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2014, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 26, 2014, 08:02:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2014, 07:44:15 PM
RIP Oscar Tavares.

Yikes

Truly awful.

This is hard to stomach.

I didn't even know he was a relief pitcher.

To be fair, Darryl Kile was a starter.

Hancock wasn't

Thanks for the explanation.

Fork used that to set up the play action.

Remember when we called 32 ounce Buds "Hancocks" because Hancock wore 32? What's happened to us, man?
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #368 on: December 01, 2014, 02:00:04 PM »
I don't know where else to put this but there's a tax collector I have to e-mail whose name is Gay St. Louis and I cannot stop laughing because I am an adult.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #369 on: December 01, 2014, 02:03:55 PM »
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2014, 02:00:04 PM
I don't know where else to put this but there's a tax collector I have to e-mail whose name is Gay St. Louis and I cannot stop laughing because I am an adult.

I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #372 on: March 11, 2015, 09:28:50 PM »
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Quote from: thehawk on March 11, 2015, 01:39:23 PM
Best Cuisine in Baseball

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-st-louis-cuisine-wikipedia-page-is-goddamned-hil-1690071082/+marchman

Oh holy shit.  YES!

The very fact that St. Louis style "barbecue" lacks the ONE SINGLE DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC OF ALL BARBECUE STYLES is so indicative of that shithole.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #373 on: March 26, 2015, 05:20:01 PM »
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #374 on: March 26, 2015, 05:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 26, 2015, 05:20:01 PM
Best fans...

Not that it'd have made a difference but I actually first read that as Curt Flood, which would've made this even better on a number of levels.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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