Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[R-V]

DPD- I do love how hilariously wrong the author of that article about Jocketty getting fired turned out to be, criticizing the firing of Jocketty due to "meddling ownership" when clearly hiring Mozeliak and Luhnow to fix their farm system and emphasize statistical analysis clearly was the right move as its allowed them to have sustained success to this day.  The fart noise he makes when he dismisses Neal Huntington's chances of rebuilding Pittsburgh is equally amusing.

Also this was fun: Chris Duncan the frontline player. Who was out of baseball two years after this was written.

On the other hand, a big part of Jocketty's undoing with DeWitt was the failure of the Cardinals' farm system to develop any pitchers in a decade and only two frontline players, catcher Yadier Molina and outfielder Chris Duncan, in recent years.

[Saul Goodman]

At least some (not all, those fun-ruiners) of the Best Fans in Baseball are meeting this news with their trademark level-headedness and perspective.

Why hack the Disastros
and not the Flubbies?

Here's Hoping that it was just a bitter IT Guy
Who had access to some master passwords and an anonymous bin dump online.  It could be just that simple.

there are some conclusions drawn about the offending person(s)' motivation that are presumptuous at this point.
I don't buy this motive, at least not yet.

This isnt a Cardinal problem...
...imo.  This is an Astro's problem.

The passwords were probably written into the code of the system. Admin level passwords that would require a programmer to actually change. They were never changed making me believe that the code for "Ground Control" was stolen from the Cardinals to begin with.

Gawd people are dense....
...what I am saying is when Mejdal or Luhnow left they downloaded the Cardinals code for their software and used it as the basis of Ground Control.

& DARERN WILSOM WAS TH REAL VICTUM!

[Tonker]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

[SKO]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

[Quality Start Machine]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

[SKO]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

Man how many different clocks did you set for TIME TO POST this morning?

[Quality Start Machine]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

Man how many different clocks did you set for TIME TO POST this morning?

How do you know it's not the Cardinals using my signon?

[Armchair_QB]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

Man how many different clocks did you set for TIME TO POST this morning?

How do you know it's not the Cardinals using my signon?

Man's got a point.

[Saul Goodman]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

Man how many different clocks did you set for TIME TO POST this morning?

How do you know it's not the Cardinals using my signon?

Man's got a point.

Have the Cardinals had his sign-on this whole time? That would explain a lot.

[Quality Start Machine]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

Man how many different clocks did you set for TIME TO POST this morning?

How do you know it's not the Cardinals using my signon?

Man's got a point.

Have the Cardinals had his sign-on this whole time? That would explain a lot.

One liner saturation. It's the Cardinals Way.

[CT III]

Intrepid reader Jeff R. Jackson, SKO's FB friend, in response to Dolan's "You don't get to act like this isn't a big deal" article:

Words from a really jealous dipshit! Some people just can't stand winners and its not a big deal!

Oh not a facebook friend. That guy is my Uncle (by marriage) and the worst Cardinals fan of all Cardinals fans. He is the Uber-BFIB. He swallows all of that shit hook, line, and sinker.

you married your uncle?

Man how many different clocks did you set for TIME TO POST this morning?

How do you know it's not the Cardinals using my signon?

Man's got a point.

Have the Cardinals had his sign-on this whole time? That would explain a lot.

If so, this would top my montanabrenan hijinks.

[ChuckD]

I know we call them the Satanic Fowl, but can anyone prove that they haven't sold their souls to some sort of Baseball Satan?

[Saul Goodman]

Still looking forward to the Cardinals methocalpyse over here. Also Harold Reynolds thinks the Cubs shouldn't make any moves and should look at competing next year because Reds.

[InternetApex]

I know we call them the Satanic Fowl, but can anyone prove that they haven't sold their souls to some sort of Baseball Satan?

Matt Carpetner is Baseball Satan. We're doomed.

[Saul Goodman]

That sure was nice of the ESPN announcers to whitewash the role Oscar Taveras's poor decisionmaking and .287 BAC played in the "tragic" but super inspirational car crash that is directly responsible for Carlos Martinez being so great.