Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[Brownie]

Looks like we've reached the part where the redass Cardinals start throwing at our guys for imaginary slights. Awesome.

As pointed out before, the Cardinals have a proud history of standing up for baseball's unwritten rules.

[Saul Goodman]

Benches clear tomorrow.

First they gotta throw at Starlin today, before it rains, or how else would he know he's been found guilty of breaking the unwritten rules?

[Bort]

Looks like we've reached the part where the redass Cardinals start throwing at our guys for imaginary slights. Awesome.

As pointed out before, the Cardinals have a proud history of standing up for baseball's unwritten rules.

Stayin' classy.

[Quality Start Machine]

Benches clear tomorrow.

Oh Christ, who's going to be dumb enough to bumrush Schwarber?

[Armchair_QB]

Benches clear tomorrow.

First they gotta throw at Starlin today, before it rains, or how else would he know he's been found guilty of breaking the unwritten rules?

They're going to have to throw at him in the dugout.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I actually think Maddon's going to make sure the Cubs DON'T get wrapped up in this.  Let the Cardinals go down on flames of their own volition like they appear to be itching to do.

[Saul Goodman]

Benches clear tomorrow.

First they gotta throw at Starlin today, before it rains, or how else would he know he's been found guilty of breaking the unwritten rules?

They're going to have to throw at him in the dugout.

As long as he's in sight, he's fair game.

[CBStew]

Who besides me was imagining Harry Carey trying to pronounce Tuivailala?

[Brownie]

Joe Maddon's press conference will go down in history as the best speech this side of the Gettysburg Address.

[Canadouche]

Joe Maddon's press conference will go down in history as the best speech this side of the Gettysburg Address.

Per Twitter, a video of Maddon's statement should be up shortly on the Daily Herald.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Joe Maddon's press conference will go down in history as the best speech this side of the Gettysburg Address.

Per Twitter, a video of Maddon's statement should be up shortly on the Daily Herald.

Enjoy: 

http://tinyurl.com/p79sgrp

[Bort]

Joe Maddon's press conference will go down in history as the best speech this side of the Gettysburg Address.

Per Twitter, a video of Maddon's statement should be up shortly on the Daily Herald.

Enjoy: 

http://tinyurl.com/p79sgrp

I just stood up and saluted.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Joe Maddon's press conference will go down in history as the best speech this side of the Gettysburg Address.

Per Twitter, a video of Maddon's statement should be up shortly on the Daily Herald.

Enjoy: 

http://tinyurl.com/p79sgrp

I just stood up and saluted.

I heard it live on the radio and literally got goosebumps.

[Bort]

Joe Maddon's press conference will go down in history as the best speech this side of the Gettysburg Address.

Per Twitter, a video of Maddon's statement should be up shortly on the Daily Herald.

Enjoy: 

http://tinyurl.com/p79sgrp

I just stood up and saluted.

I heard it live on the radio and literally got goosebumps.

If you got a focus group of Bort experts together to create the perfect statement to make me punch my fist in the air after that game, you'd probably end up with what he said.

[Armchair_QB]

Thanks for the new sig Joe.