Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[SKO]

Via my racist uncle's facebook.

[Canadouche]

Why are they comparing totally random, unrelated days?

[SKO]

Why are they comparing totally random, unrelated days?

Because the Cardinals are the bestest team everest if you only count the games they win.

[Eli]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

[SKO]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

[Canadouche]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

Enjoy his dumb trolling while it lasts. I have a feeling that he's going to go silent as the season progresses.

[Bort]

Via my racist uncle's facebook.

This is just fucking pathetic.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

You might also want to bring up the fact that the Braves couldn't play .500 ball in the Southern League.

[SKO]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

You might also want to bring up the fact that the Braves couldn't play .500 ball in the Southern League.

I did say "good job beating the team that's trying to lose as many games as possible."

[Bort]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

You might also want to bring up the fact that the Braves couldn't play .500 ball in the Southern League.

I did say "good job beating the team that's trying to lose as many games as possible."

And still managing to give up 13 runs.

[SKO]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

You might also want to bring up the fact that the Braves couldn't play .500 ball in the Southern League.

I did say "good job beating the team that's trying to lose as many games as possible."

And still managing to give up 13 runs.

Yeah if I were a Cardinals fan the only takeaway of any importance from that series is that Adam Wainwright still looks like warmed over dogshit.

[CBStew]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

You might also want to bring up the fact that the Braves couldn't play .500 ball in the Southern League.

I did say "good job beating the team that's trying to lose as many games as possible."

And still managing to give up 13 runs.

Yeah if I were a Cardinals fan the only takeaway of any importance from that series is that Adam Wainwright still looks like warmed over dogshit.

Whereas John Lackey, our new hero, looks like a classic representation of Adonis.

[SKO]

The Cubs also gave up almost half as many runs on those random, unrelated days.

I usually do not engage him but I did respond with:

Cubs 5-1, Cardinals 3-3
Cubs 42 runs, Cardinals 38
Cubs 15 runs allowed, Cardinals 28
Cubs team batting average: .282, Cardinals .242
But you guys do lead the majors in errors, so kudos.

You might also want to bring up the fact that the Braves couldn't play .500 ball in the Southern League.

I did say "good job beating the team that's trying to lose as many games as possible."

And still managing to give up 13 runs.

Yeah if I were a Cardinals fan the only takeaway of any importance from that series is that Adam Wainwright still looks like warmed over dogshit.

Whereas John Lackey, our new hero, looks like a classic representation of Adonis.

I mean, Lackey is anywhere from our 3rd-5th starter. His success is nowhere near as vital to the Cubs as Wainwright is to the Cardinals, since they were depending on him being vintage Wainwright in order to make up for losing Lackey and his 2.77 ERA last year.

[morpheus]

Via my racist uncle's facebook.

This is just fucking pathetic.

It reminds me of the "Randal Grichuk is MY Rookie of the Year" shit from last season.

[Saul Goodman]

Is no one else jacked for this series? Yes, it's April. Yes, it's just another series out of many. Yes, the Cubes just dropped a series to Colorado. But it's still the shit-ass Kyardnulls. I want fucking blood, damn it. Sweep sweep sweep. I want multi-HR games from Heyward and a no-hitter for the "trader" mouthbreather. Let's do this.