Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority. 

[SKO]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority. 

You mean the World's Fair?

[ChuckD]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority. 

You mean the World's Fair?

They hosted both, but they stole the Olympics away from Chicago.

[SKO]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority. 

You mean the World's Fair?

They hosted both, but they stole the Olympics away from Chicago.

I see that now. That's some shit, there.

[flannj]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority.  

You mean the World's Fair?

They hosted both, but they stole the Olympics away from Chicago.

I see that now. That's some shit, there.

We spend far too much time thinking about St. Louis. It's not healthy.

[Oleg]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority.  

You mean the World's Fair?

They hosted both, but they stole the Olympics away from Chicago.

I see that now. That's some shit, there.

We spend far too much time thinking about St. Louis. It's not healthy.

It's even less healthy to spend more than 10 seconds in that shithole.

[PenFoe]

Not sure if this has been covered, but Deadspin is posting every single time the Cardinals lose this year.

[SKO]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

Their acme was 1904 when they hosted the Olympics.  They've spent every calendar year since resenting Chicago's superiority.  

You mean the World's Fair?

They hosted both, but they stole the Olympics away from Chicago.

I see that now. That's some shit, there.

We spend far too much time thinking about St. Louis. It's not healthy.

Nah, let's laugh at them until it's no longer funny. I give it a few more decades.

[Bort]

Not sure if this has been covered, but Deadspin is posting every single time the Cardinals lose this year.

I don't know if I saw it here, but I have been enjoying it.

[Armchair_QB]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

Is anybody surprised by this? Lot of Cardinal fans have Klan sheets hanging in their closets. This is the White Trashiest fanbase in baseball and it's not even close.

[CBStew]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

The guy only played a season there. Why on earth are they so mad? And they'll be the first ones to point out that the contract the Cubs gave him was terrible.

Because someone picked the Cubs over the Cardinals, and that's unthinkable to them, because their entire world falls apart if they aren't better than the Cubs. Gonna be a rough decade for them.

Honestly, can anyone think of one way St. Louis has really EVER been better than Chicago outside of baseball success? If the Cubs are appreciably better than the Cardinals for a sustained period of time, their entire city has no reason to exist.

When it comes to humidity, St. Loogey has Chicago beat by a mile.

[flannj]

God Damn.  I just despise the Cardinals.

[Quality Start Machine]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

Is anybody surprised by this? Lot of Cardinal fans have Klan sheets hanging in their closets. This is the White Trashiest fanbase in baseball and it's not even close.

Cardinal fans suck, but in this particular instance it appears to have been a fabrication.

[SKO]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

Is anybody surprised by this? Lot of Cardinal fans have Klan sheets hanging in their closets. This is the White Trashiest fanbase in baseball and it's not even close.

Cardinal fans suck, but in this particular instance it appears to have been a fabrication.

I really enjoyed Cardinals fans (and their broadcast booth) getting all indignant about being defamed like that. HOW DARE someone besmirch Cardinal nation. What on Earth would give anyone the impression that Cardinals fans could ever do something like tha---


Oh. Right. Not to mention one quick search of Jason Heyward's twitter mentions the day he signed with the Cubs would turn up about 5,000 n-words probably.

[PenFoe]

Stay Classy, St. Louis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jason-heyward-blitzed-n-word-taunts-cardinals-fans-article-1.2606853?cid=bitly

Is anybody surprised by this? Lot of Cardinal fans have Klan sheets hanging in their closets. This is the White Trashiest fanbase in baseball and it's not even close.

Cardinal fans suck, but in this particular instance it appears to have been a fabrication.

I really enjoyed Cardinals fans (and their broadcast booth) getting all indignant about being defamed like that. HOW DARE someone besmirch Cardinal nation. What on Earth would give anyone the impression that Cardinals fans could ever do something like tha---


Oh. Right. Not to mention one quick search of Jason Heyward's twitter mentions the day he signed with the Cubs would turn up about 5,000 n-words probably.

Poor guy. Looks like he's balding early.