Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This series sucks.

I blame Almora for getting caught trying to take third with the 2-3-4 hitters due up in the 9th inning Monday. 

[flannj]

This series sucks.

Jesus, what the hell?
Get it out of your system now boys.

[ChuckD]

This series sucks.

I blame Almora for getting caught trying to take third with the 2-3-4 hitters due up in the 9th inning Monday. 

I blame Kurt. And Fork.

[Brownie]

Remember when the Bears lost that game to the Packers on New Years Eve 2016 to finish the season 13-3? The Green Bay people had their fun, we left at halftime, wishing the green horde "Good Luck in the playoffs." The Bears then beat Seattke, finished what Katrina started and then couldn't stop the run in the Super Bowl. But it was good times.

Let St. Louis people have their fun. I have work to do, but first I am going to the men's room.

[SKO]

Remember when the Bears lost that game to the Packers on New Years Eve 2016 to finish the season 13-3? The Green Bay people had their fun, we left at halftime, wishing the green horde "Good Luck in the playoffs." The Bears then beat Seattke, finished what Katrina started and then couldn't stop the run in the Super Bowl. But it was good times.

Let St. Louis people have their fun. I have work to do, but first I am going to the men's room.

Let's not use that example considering that Green Bay basically used their four game winning streak at the end of that year to propel them to their 13-3 streak the next year and their continued dominance of the division for the next decade.

How about the time the Cardinals won a lot of frustrating early season games last year and then the Cubs beat them in the playoffs before roaring out to the league's best record.

[Saul Goodman]

Remember when the Bears lost that game to the Packers on New Years Eve 2016 to finish the season 13-3? The Green Bay people had their fun, we left at halftime, wishing the green horde "Good Luck in the playoffs." The Bears then beat Seattke, finished what Katrina started and then couldn't stop the run in the Super Bowl. But it was good times.

Let St. Louis people have their fun. I have work to do, but first I am going to the men's room.

Let's not use that example considering that Green Bay basically used their four game winning streak at the end of that year to propel them to their 13-3 streak the next year and their continued dominance of the division for the next decade.

How about the time the Cardinals won a lot of frustrating early season games last year and then the Cubs beat them in the playoffs before roaring out to the league's best record.

Good times.

[Saul Goodman]

Also if Chris Fucking Coghlan is starting meaningful games in October I'm going to scream.

[Saul Goodman]

I almost posted "Now's the part where Mike Matheny burns through his entire bullpen to protect a five run lead" when Wacha was removed but decided not to. Turns out that's exactly what's happening.

[Oleg]

Remember when the Bears lost that game to the Packers on New Years Eve 2016 to finish the season 13-3? The Green Bay people had their fun, we left at halftime, wishing the green horde "Good Luck in the playoffs." The Bears then beat Seattke, finished what Katrina started and then couldn't stop the run in the Super Bowl. But it was good times.

Let St. Louis people have their fun. I have work to do, but first I am going to the men's room.

Before I realized this was a typo, I thought, "That's quite a specific prediction."

[Canadouche]

This series sucks.

I blame Almora for getting caught trying to take third with the 2-3-4 hitters due up in the 9th inning Monday. 

I blame Kurt. And Fork.

If me posting about a Cubs sweep during game one caused this to happen, then I'm going to MAD WITH POWER!!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

Also if Chris Fucking Coghlan is starting meaningful games in October I'm going to scream.

If he is, it won't be for the Cubs.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

LO LO LOLOLOL. Just got home to see Rosenthal give up the game-winning homer to Lind. Delicious crying on Viva el Birdos.

[D. Doluntap]

I hope this first inning of Mike Mayers debut never ends.

[morpheus]

http://lastwordonsports.com/2016/08/02/four-reasons-cardinals-world-series-win/

This is not a parody site, but an actual article.

[thehawk]

http://lastwordonsports.com/2016/08/02/four-reasons-cardinals-world-series-win/

This is not a parody site, but an actual article.