Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[Quality Start Machine]

Currently 4-0 Reds in the third inning against Michael Wacha. Full-fledged panic may be setting in for #CardinalNation at #BushStadium.

4-4, Saul Fork

5-4 Cardinals. Stop picking up fork's bad habits

I don't even know what that means, but me posting on this stupid messageboard has no effect on MLB games. The Reds bullpen is trash. Fact.

You might want to factor that in ahead of your premature ejaculation is all.

The Cubs are fucking up the Cards' shit this weekend. Mark it now.

[Saul Goodman]

Currently 4-0 Reds in the third inning against Michael Wacha. Full-fledged panic may be setting in for #CardinalNation at #BushStadium.

4-4, Saul Fork

5-4 Cardinals. Stop picking up fork's bad habits

I don't even know what that means, but me posting on this stupid messageboard has no effect on MLB games. The Reds bullpen is trash. Fact.

You might want to factor that in ahead of your premature ejaculation is all.

I factored in the angry tweets from the #BFIB that were being retweeted by the account of the same name. The fact that they came back and won makes those tweets even more ridiculous, but they got to see their dumb team come back and win which makes me sad.

[Quality Start Machine]

Currently 4-0 Reds in the third inning against Michael Wacha. Full-fledged panic may be setting in for #CardinalNation at #BushStadium.

4-4, Saul Fork

5-4 Cardinals. Stop picking up fork's bad habits

I don't even know what that means, but me posting on this stupid messageboard has no effect on MLB games. The Reds bullpen is trash. Fact.

You might want to factor that in ahead of your premature ejaculation is all.

I factored in the angry tweets from the #BFIB that were being retweeted by the account of the same name. The fact that they came back and won makes those tweets even more ridiculous, but they got to see their dumb team come back and win which makes me sad.

It moves them back into a tie with the Marlins for the SeligCard. The Cubs still have 10 games left against the Cards.

It's going to be fucking sweet that we'll get to watch the good guys send them packing two years in a row.

[Powdered Toast Man]

The Cardinals are now Kyle Schwarber games back.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Cardinals are now Kyle Schwarber games back.

Turk Wendell in the loss column.

[SKO]

LOL @ Martinez cutting off a throw that probably would have gunned down Rizzo and then not even trying to go home on Ross' bunt

[Saul Goodman]

LOL @ Martinez cutting off a throw that probably would have gunned down Rizzo and then not even trying to go home on Ross' bunt

My favorite was going full Sean Rodriguez on some innocent Gatorade-branded hydration equipment.

[Oleg]

LOL @ Martinez cutting off a throw that probably would have gunned down Rizzo and then not even trying to go home on Ross' bunt

I would like to think Manny was having a nice laugh in the dugout or clubhouse or wherever he was.

[HumbleJerry]

As close to last place as they are to first.

[Quality Start Machine]

LOL @ Martinez cutting off a throw that probably would have gunned down Rizzo and then not even trying to go home on Ross' bunt

My favorite was going full Sean Rodriguez on some innocent Gatorade-branded hydration equipment.

I enjoyed looking at the empty Cardinals bullpen as Martinez got up to 100 pitches.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Lots of Cardinals fans wanting retaliation on Bryant for Montgomery (who just came over from the AL and has no reason to throw at Holliday, especially in that situation) hitting Holliday.

There will be blood.

[Quality Start Machine]

Lots of Cardinals fans wanting retaliation on Bryant for Montgomery (who just came over from the AL and has no reason to throw at Holliday, especially in that situation) hitting Holliday.

There will be blood.

I'm going to sit here and just visualize Contreras and Schwarber coming out of the dugout looking for guys to eviscerate.

[SKO]

The Adam Wainwright Funeral March has been fun

[Saul Goodman]

Yadier Molina is a bad pitch framer and bad catcher because last night he couldn't even get a strike to Anthony Rizzo called a strike

[Armchair_QB]

Yadier Molina is a bad pitch framer and bad catcher because last night he couldn't even get a strike to Anthony Rizzo called a strike

From the dugout.