Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[Saul Goodman]

Yadier Molina is a bad pitch framer and bad catcher because last night he couldn't even get a strike to Anthony Rizzo called a strike

From the dugout.

You and your facts.

[morpheus]

August 23rd: http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/wild-card-molina-still-eyes-a-run-at-nl-central/article_69672170-1f8d-541b-bf9a-22b8171be9d2.html

Playoff Odds that day: http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx?type=2&lg=div&date=2016-08-23

Current Playoff Odds: http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx

Let's all point and laugh at Yadier Molina.

[SKO]

I'm probably just bitter and biased but I had to watch the Cardinals feed of the game and when Hazelbaker hit that home run you'd have thought he gave them the lead. McLaughin went full Chip Caray screaming "THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK UP A NO HITTTTTERRRR". Insufferable.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm probably just bitter and biased but I had to watch the Cardinals feed of the game and when Hazelbaker hit that home run you'd have thought he gave them the lead. McLaughin went full Chip Caray screaming "THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK UP A NO HITTTTTERRRR". Insufferable.

Another "Statement Loss!"

[air2300]

I'm probably just bitter and biased but I had to watch the Cardinals feed of the game and when Hazelbaker hit that home run you'd have thought he gave them the lead. McLaughin went full Chip Caray screaming "THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK UP A NO HITTTTTERRRR". Insufferable.

"This has been the cubs year, but if these two teams play in the playoffs, the cardinals will beat them." 

[SKO]

I'm probably just bitter and biased but I had to watch the Cardinals feed of the game and when Hazelbaker hit that home run you'd have thought he gave them the lead. McLaughin went full Chip Caray screaming "THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK UP A NO HITTTTTERRRR". Insufferable.

"This has been the cubs year, but if these two teams play in the playoffs, the cardinals will beat them." 

Oh yeah I forgot that, fucking McCarver, I believe the exact quote was "Hendricks has certainly had a good night and they've had a good year, but I still believe the Cardinals will meet them in the playoffs and beat them."

Up until then I was almost on Team Pex's "I'd rather face the Cardinals than any of the other NLDS options" train but now I want them to lose 10 in a row and miss the whole goddamn dance.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm probably just bitter and biased but I had to watch the Cardinals feed of the game and when Hazelbaker hit that home run you'd have thought he gave them the lead. McLaughin went full Chip Caray screaming "THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK UP A NO HITTTTTERRRR". Insufferable.

"This has been the cubs year, but if these two teams play in the playoffs, the cardinals will beat them." 

Oh yeah I forgot that, fucking McCarver, I believe the exact quote was "Hendricks has certainly had a good night and they've had a good year, but I still believe the Cardinals will meet them in the playoffs and beat them."

Up until then I was almost on Team Pex's "I'd rather face the Cardinals than any of the other NLDS options" train but now I want them to lose 10 in a row and miss the whole goddamn dance.

I want the Cubs to throw the final shovel of dirt on the Cards' grave September 25th.

[Saul Goodman]

I'm probably just bitter and biased but I had to watch the Cardinals feed of the game and when Hazelbaker hit that home run you'd have thought he gave them the lead. McLaughin went full Chip Caray screaming "THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK UP A NO HITTTTTERRRR". Insufferable.

"This has been the cubs year, but if these two teams play in the playoffs, the cardinals will beat them." 

Oh yeah I forgot that, fucking McCarver, I believe the exact quote was "Hendricks has certainly had a good night and they've had a good year, but I still believe the Cardinals will meet them in the playoffs and beat them."

Up until then I was almost on Team Pex's "I'd rather face the Cardinals than any of the other NLDS options" train but now I want them to lose 10 in a row and miss the whole goddamn dance.

I want the Cubs to throw the final shovel of dirt on the Cards' grave September 25th.

And dance on it.

[Canadouche]

Personally, I'd prefer the Cubs just skip the DS and CS entirely, and advance directly to the Series, because the playoffs will be a time of pants-shitting stress for me.

[flannj]

Personally, I'd prefer the Cubs just skip the DS and CS entirely, and advance directly to the Series, because the playoffs will be a time of pants-shitting stress for me.

You pussy.

[Canadouche]

Personally, I'd prefer the Cubs just skip the DS and CS entirely, and advance directly to the Series, because the playoffs will be a time of pants-shitting stress for me.

You pussy.

Yes, and?

[Quality Start Machine]

Personally, I'd prefer the Cubs just skip the DS and CS entirely, and advance directly to the Series, because the playoffs will be a time of pants-shitting stress for me.

as opposed to pants-shitting pleasure?

[Saul Goodman]

Hahahaha. Michael Wacha sucks.

[Brownie]

Hahahaha. Michael Wacha sucks.

Is he salvageable? It might be fun to see him released or traded for a pail of sunflower seeds and see him become a solid No. 3 starter.

[Brownie]

The Methcopalypse is upon us. St. Louis embarks on a 10-game road trip: SF, Colorado, Cubs. New York's next 10 games are at home: Minnesota, Atlanta and Philadelphia.

This link could be very helpful for the Cubs Sept. 23-25.