Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Methcopalypse is upon us. St. Louis embarks on a 10-game road trip: SF, Colorado, Cubs. New York's next 10 games are at home: Minnesota, Atlanta and Philadelphia.

This link could be very helpful for the Cubs Sept. 23-25.

Awww hell yeah...

[SKO]

Jeff Passan hitting Tony La Russa from the top rope is pretty great, and includes my favorite lede of the year:

[Yeti]

Jeff Passan hitting Tony La Russa from the top rope is pretty great, and includes my favorite lede of the year:

[Quality Start Machine]

Jeff Passan hitting Tony La Russa from the top rope is pretty great, and includes my favorite lede of the year:

Except it was more than one steroid-addled clubhouse. But yeah, fuck this guy.

[Tonker]

Jeff Passan hitting Tony La Russa from the top rope is pretty great, and includes my favorite lede of the year:

Except it was more than one steroid-addled clubhouse. But yeah, fuck this guy.

Nah.  The others were HGH-riddled.

[Armchair_QB]

Jeff Passan hitting Tony La Russa from the top rope is pretty great, and includes my favorite lede of the year:

That pretty much sums it up.

[Shooter]

Jeff Passan hitting Tony La Russa from the top rope is pretty great, and includes my favorite lede of the year:

That pretty much sums it up.

Somebody is going to get a visit the next time they're in a press box and The Genius is in town.

[flannj]

[Bort]

*snort*

[Quality Start Machine]

I haven't seen anything in Dogpatch media, but if they don't make the playoffs, does Metheny get sacked?

Because I know I'd love to see him be manager-for-life.

[SKO]

The butthurt and mockery from these people over David Ross Appreciation Night absolutely blows my mind. "Hur dur look at the Cubs fans celebrating their stupid backup catcher" says a guy who gave Randal Grichuk a standing ovation for a homer that cut their deficit in a playoff game they eventually lost to 5-3 in the 5th inning.

[Quality Start Machine]

The butthurt and mockery from these people over David Ross Appreciation Night absolutely blows my mind. "Hur dur look at the Cubs fans celebrating their stupid backup catcher" says a guy who gave Randal Grichuk a standing ovation for a homer that cut their deficit in a playoff game they eventually lost to 5-3 in the 5th inning.

They still think Yadi Molina will be a Hall of Famer.

[thehawk]

The butthurt and mockery from these people over David Ross Appreciation Night absolutely blows my mind. "Hur dur look at the Cubs fans celebrating their stupid backup catcher" says a guy who gave Randal Grichuk a standing ovation for a homer that cut their deficit in a playoff game they eventually lost to 5-3 in the 5th inning.

They still think Yadi Molina will be a Hall of Famer.  is going to be MVP this year

https://twitter.com/markasaxon/status/780203681123667973

[Eli]

The butthurt and mockery from these people over David Ross Appreciation Night absolutely blows my mind. "Hur dur look at the Cubs fans celebrating their stupid backup catcher" says a guy who gave Randal Grichuk a standing ovation for a homer that cut their deficit in a playoff game they eventually lost to 5-3 in the 5th inning.

I freely enjoyed David Ross Night, but if the Cardinals had done that for a backup catcher who'd played two seasons for them, we'd be mocking them too.

[SKO]

The butthurt and mockery from these people over David Ross Appreciation Night absolutely blows my mind. "Hur dur look at the Cubs fans celebrating their stupid backup catcher" says a guy who gave Randal Grichuk a standing ovation for a homer that cut their deficit in a playoff game they eventually lost to 5-3 in the 5th inning.

I freely enjoyed David Ross Night, but if the Cardinals had done that for a backup catcher who'd played two seasons for them, we'd be mocking them too.

I'm sure we would, and if the arguments I was seeing were "you know if Cardinals fans did this Cubs fans would rip us to shreds" I'd understand and respect that. It's the completely oblivious and hypocritical "lol look at the dumb team giving a standing ovation for no fucking reason" response from them that I find hilarious.