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Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1140 on: January 19, 2018, 10:09:59 PM »
The Cardinals are so good, they don't even need two Deserved ROY/MVPs like Grichuk and Pisscotty.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1141 on: May 07, 2018, 10:08:49 AM »
Actually, baseball is bad. I've been wrong this whole time.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1142 on: May 13, 2018, 08:18:42 PM »
TPD because you guys are a bunch of Cardinals lovers.  Clayton Richard striking out ten Cardinals over 8 innings: inject it straight into my veins.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Oleg

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1143 on: May 15, 2018, 01:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 13, 2018, 08:18:42 PM
TPD because you guys are a bunch of Cardinals lovers.  Clayton Richard striking out ten Cardinals over 8 innings: inject it straight into my veins.

Thanks, Jim.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1144 on: June 03, 2018, 04:12:11 PM »
Tuned in today just in time to hear Wacha lose his inexplicable no-no in the 9th.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1145 on: June 03, 2018, 04:35:30 PM »
Quote from: The Big Cheese on June 03, 2018, 04:12:11 PM
Tuned in today just in time to hear Wacha lose his inexplicable no-no in the 9th.

Wacha Flocka Flamed Out
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1146 on: June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM »

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1147 on: June 04, 2018, 08:49:04 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?

About a 45% chance of making the postseason per baseball prospectus. Cubs at 83% to make the playoffs, 52.1% to win the division.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1148 on: June 04, 2018, 11:18:03 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?

About a 45% chance of making the postseason per baseball prospectus. Cubs at 83% to make the playoffs, 52.1% to win the division.

So in other words, maybe we shouldn't sweat such things until either a) Labor Day or b) the Cubs find themselves 10 games back.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1149 on: June 04, 2018, 12:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?

About a 45% chance of making the postseason per baseball prospectus. Cubs at 83% to make the playoffs, 52.1% to win the division.

So in other words, maybe we shouldn't sweat such things until either a) Labor Day or b) the Cubs find themselves 10 games back.

you'd think, but no.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1150 on: June 04, 2018, 03:01:50 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?

About a 45% chance of making the postseason per baseball prospectus. Cubs at 83% to make the playoffs, 52.1% to win the division.

So in other words, maybe we shouldn't sweat such things until either a) Labor Day or b) the Cubs find themselves 10 games back.

you'd think, but no.

Then how about this...

The Cubs are tied with Milwaukee in the All-Important Loss Column, with one elite pitcher (Darvish) currently on his second stint on the DL, another (Hendricks - yes, a guy who won the ERA title a year and a half ago is elite) is approaching his career ERA and is historically a better second half pitcher (Career second half ERA is .70 below his first half), and one usually-elite hitter (Rizzo) finally hitting league average offensively.

They're also 14-8 since the weekend debacle in St. Louis.

My wish for you, my son, is that everything you sweat over is as under control as this shit is.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1151 on: June 04, 2018, 03:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 03:01:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?

About a 45% chance of making the postseason per baseball prospectus. Cubs at 83% to make the playoffs, 52.1% to win the division.

So in other words, maybe we shouldn't sweat such things until either a) Labor Day or b) the Cubs find themselves 10 games back.

you'd think, but no.

Then how about this...

The Cubs are tied with Milwaukee in the All-Important Loss Column, with one elite pitcher (Darvish) currently on his second stint on the DL, another (Hendricks - yes, a guy who won the ERA title a year and a half ago is elite) is approaching his career ERA and is historically a better second half pitcher (Career second half ERA is .70 below his first half), and one usually-elite hitter (Rizzo) finally hitting league average offensively.

They're also 14-8 since the weekend debacle in St. Louis.

My wish for you, my son, is that everything you sweat over is as under control as this shit is.

Look once they are comfortably in first I will calm down unless they actually threaten to drop out of first at some point but I swear the second they clinch that division I'll be good until the playoffs.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1152 on: June 04, 2018, 03:38:18 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 03:13:24 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 03:01:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 04, 2018, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2018, 08:20:33 AM

How are the Cardinals' playoff odds looking these days?

About a 45% chance of making the postseason per baseball prospectus. Cubs at 83% to make the playoffs, 52.1% to win the division.

So in other words, maybe we shouldn't sweat such things until either a) Labor Day or b) the Cubs find themselves 10 games back.

you'd think, but no.

Then how about this...

The Cubs are tied with Milwaukee in the All-Important Loss Column, with one elite pitcher (Darvish) currently on his second stint on the DL, another (Hendricks - yes, a guy who won the ERA title a year and a half ago is elite) is approaching his career ERA and is historically a better second half pitcher (Career second half ERA is .70 below his first half), and one usually-elite hitter (Rizzo) finally hitting league average offensively.

They're also 14-8 since the weekend debacle in St. Louis.

My wish for you, my son, is that everything you sweat over is as under control as this shit is.

Look once they are comfortably in first I will calm down unless they actually threaten to drop out of first at some point but I swear the second they clinch that division I'll be good until the playoffs losing my shit about how much better every other team in the postseason is.
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"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1153 on: July 14, 2018, 10:30:20 PM »
Bittersweet moment

Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #1154 on: July 15, 2018, 10:45:23 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2018, 10:30:20 PM
Bittersweet moment

He should have had a lifetime contract. Was doing a great job keeping the Cardinals out of the Cubs' way.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?