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Slaky

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2011, 03:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 01:53:20 PM
The Bears are definitely going to lose.

Cause they have more than five fans, right?

They're like the Mumford and Sons of the NFL.

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2011, 03:25:18 PM »
All the teams are doing is running and yet this game is going to take 5 hours because no one can get a first down.

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2011, 03:35:43 PM »
Tillman just had one of the best interceptions I have ever seen.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2011, 03:48:45 PM »
Well that was a gawd awful spot.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2011, 03:52:46 PM »
And the defense now isn't allowed to tackle the quarterback. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2011, 03:55:35 PM »
I hope awful things and only awful things happen to this ref for the two personal foul calls. 
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2011, 04:23:35 PM »
This is literally the worst thing ever.

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2011, 04:25:38 PM »
First to not completely shit their pants on offense wins.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2011, 04:44:55 PM »
I'm not sure what's more frustrating:

That the Bears should be up at least 17

That there isn't an elephant dong in the world big enough for Hanie to suck

That there are probably complements of college receivers that would be doing better than the shit we have

That Teblow continues to get fellated despite his obvious shittiness
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2011, 05:02:19 PM »
Wait...

Was that an...

No, it couldn't be...

Was that an actual TOUCHDOWN?!?!? Worth six points and everything?

WOW!!!
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2011, 05:11:56 PM »
Roy F. Williams: One week too late, buddy.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2011, 05:18:35 PM »
FUCK YEAH BOBBIE GOLD.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2011, 05:19:04 PM »
Double digit points baby!!!
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2011, 05:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 01:53:20 PM
The Bears are definitely going to lose.

Baresssss.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2011, 05:33:14 PM »
"Where's your messiah now, Tim?"
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.