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SKO

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2011, 05:49:49 PM »
JUST FUCKING DO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALL FUCKING GAME LONG YOU FUCKING MORONS. STOP THE FUCKING PREVENT. MAKE HIM FORCE A THROW. HE CAN'T DO IT!
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2011, 05:55:15 PM »
Marion Barber, you fucking idiot.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2011, 05:58:02 PM »
It would be nice if they would call a holding on Denver's offensive line, considering they are doing it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2011, 06:03:52 PM »
Quote from: SKO on December 11, 2011, 05:55:15 PM
Marion Barber, you fucking idiot.

Barber really needs to crawl in a hole and stop breathing.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2011, 06:04:35 PM »
Fuck you, Marion Barber. Fuck you. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2011, 06:05:04 PM »
Caleb Hanie LIVES for overtime, guys.  NBD.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2011, 06:05:19 PM »
This is infuriating. The officials are doing everything humanly possible to give the Broncos this game by not calling any holdings and by calling every possible personal foul against the Bears.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2011, 06:06:31 PM »
Quote from: BC on December 11, 2011, 06:05:19 PM
This is infuriating. The officials are doing everything humanly possible to give the Broncos this game by not calling any holdings and by calling every possible personal foul against the Bears.

I know this is your schtick, but it's a bit more of the whole "Soft Coverage against a guy who can't throw" and MARION BARBER IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING INDIVIDUAL ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. YOU TRY TO HIT EVERYONE ON EVERY PLAY AND YET ON THAT ONE YOU RUN ON OUT OF BOUNDS?
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2011, 06:12:54 PM »
Fuck.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2011, 06:13:01 PM »
I seriously cannot believe what I have seen the last 15-20 minutes.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2011, 06:17:55 PM »
I hate the fucking prevent defense. Fucking idiotic. This game shouldn't even be in fucking overtime.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2011, 06:21:09 PM »
Tebow is your god now.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2011, 06:21:39 PM »
Nothing less than guillotines at midfield of Soldier Field next week will placate me.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2011, 06:23:04 PM »
I'm just sick to my stomach right now. It took Marion Barber, the prevent defense AND the worst officiating I have ever seen for the Broncos to win that fucking game. This fucking thing sucks.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2011, 06:25:21 PM »
There are no words.