HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.

And more porn.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

Heh... "Porn quotes"

[Yeti]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.

No, it isn't

[CBStew]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.

No, it isn't

Yes, it is.

[flannj]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.

No, it isn't

Yes, it is.

That's not an argument.

[Bort]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.

No, it isn't

Yes, it is.

That's not an argument.

I'm sorry, this is abuse.

[flannj]

This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.

No, it isn't

Yes, it is.

That's not an argument.

I'm sorry, this is abuse.

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm stunned that the first reported case of a player getting a failed MLB drug test overturned plays for the Milwaukee Brewers.

Don't jump to conclusions.  This was an arbitrator's decision, not Selig's.  MLB's official position is disagreement with the decision.  Of course that could be a cover for a collusive result.

At any rate, according to the internet, Selig's history with the Brewers is a less important factor than the fact that both Selig and Braun are Jewish.

[JD]

I don't consider Braun clean.  The people admitting the test just screwed up.  Now he's just gonna be more careful.

[CBStew]

I'm stunned that the first reported case of a player getting a failed MLB drug test overturned plays for the Milwaukee Brewers.

Don't jump to conclusions.  This was an arbitrator's decision, not Selig's.  MLB's official position is disagreement with the decision.  Of course that could be a cover for a collusive result.

At any rate, according to the internet, Selig's history with the Brewers is a less important factor than the fact that both Selig and Braun are Jewish.

I thought that it was because they are both bipeds.

[Armchair_QB]

THE CUBS DID IT! THE CUBS DID IT!

Trenni Kusnierek ‏ @trenni
It seems Dino Laurenzi, the collector/courier at the center of the #Braun case, knew this was coming. House empty, snow packed drive.

Trenni Kusnierek ‏ @trenni
It seems @MLB_PR is now handling all interview requests for Dino Laurenzi according to the PR dept at his current place of employment.

Titletown Matt ‏ @TitletownMatt
@trenni He also altered his FaceBook page last night, removing the fact that he's a Cubs fan. I have before and after screenshots.

Trenni Kusnierek ‏ @trenni
@TitletownMatt please email them to me? Trenni@620wtmj.com

[Brownie]

THE CUBS DID IT! THE CUBS DID IT!

Trenni Kusnierek ‏ @trenni
It seems Dino Laurenzi, the collector/courier at the center of the #Braun case, knew this was coming. House empty, snow packed drive.

Trenni Kusnierek ‏ @trenni
It seems @MLB_PR is now handling all interview requests for Dino Laurenzi according to the PR dept at his current place of employment.

Titletown Matt ‏ @TitletownMatt
@trenni He also altered his FaceBook page last night, removing the fact that he's a Cubs fan. I have before and after screenshots.

Trenni Kusnierek ‏ @trenni
@TitletownMatt please email them to me? Trenni@620wtmj.com

Trenni? Couldn't cut it on the MLB Network?

[Armchair_QB]

Help me out guys, I've been out of the loop for a few days.

Now that Braun has proclaimed his innocence and sworn that he has no idea how synthetic testosterone got into his pee, has he demanded that the guy who framed him be hunted down and prosecuted yet?

If he has I must have missed it.

[Gilgamesh]

Help me out guys, I've been out of the loop for a few days.

Now that Braun has proclaimed his innocence and sworn that he has no idea how synthetic testosterone got into his pee, has he demanded that the guy who framed him be hunted down and prosecuted yet?

If he has I must have missed it.

Yeah, and OJ found the killer too.

[Armchair_QB]

Help me out guys, I've been out of the loop for a few days.

Now that Braun has proclaimed his innocence and sworn that he has no idea how synthetic testosterone got into his pee, has he demanded that the guy who framed him be hunted down and prosecuted yet?

If he has I must have missed it.

Yeah, and OJ found the killer too.

My money is on the guy who spiked Ben Johnson's water bottle in Seoul being the guy who framed Braun.