HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CBStew]

Help me out guys, I've been out of the loop for a few days.

Now that Braun has proclaimed his innocence and sworn that he has no idea how synthetic testosterone got into his pee, has he demanded that the guy who framed him be hunted down and prosecuted yet?

If he has I must have missed it.

Yeah, and OJ found the killer too.

My money is on the guy who spiked Ben Johnson's water bottle in Seoul being the guy who framed Braun.

It was a one-armed man.

[Armchair_QB]

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

[Armchair_QB]

I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding...

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/02/05/ryan-brauns-name-discovered-in-the-biogenesis-records

[Internet Apex]

I bet a bunch of baseball players do drugs.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding...

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/02/05/ryan-brauns-name-discovered-in-the-biogenesis-records

How much shit is this guy into, when he decided it was better just to tell people he had the herp?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding...

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/02/05/ryan-brauns-name-discovered-in-the-biogenesis-records

How much shit is this guy into, when he decided it was better just to tell people he had the herp?

I don't know. How much shit would he have to be into to get a 50-game suspension? "Some"?

[Armchair_QB]

For a guy who claims to be clean he sure is showing up on a lot of lists of dirty players.

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/8945988/milwaukee-brewers-ryan-braun-shows-additional-document-clinic-linked-major-league-baseball-ped-investigation

[Internet Apex]

For a guy who claims to be clean he sure is showing up on a lot of lists of dirty players.

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/8945988/milwaukee-brewers-ryan-braun-shows-additional-document-clinic-linked-major-league-baseball-ped-investigation

I think he probably does drugs.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

For a guy who claims to be clean he sure is showing up on a lot of lists of dirty players.

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/8945988/milwaukee-brewers-ryan-braun-shows-additional-document-clinic-linked-major-league-baseball-ped-investigation

Gilling it...

The sooner they stop trying to dig up everything and stop smearing baseball with the past the better the game will be. Why can they not just say we have good testing in place now. We stopped a guy last year from having an MVP year because of juice. Let it be and move on. A hand written note?? Seriously?? Move forward baseball. Move forward world.

Seriously... How long is the dark cloud of 2011 going to hang over our beloved American pastime? Can't we just close our eyes, cover our ears and leave 1.5 years ago in the past where it belongs?

[PenPho]

Bump.

https://twitter.com/buccigross/status/342062494002577408

[Armchair_QB]

I hate to be repetitive, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd love to see this:

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/mlb/images/team_logos/social_media/og/mil.jpg

Or this:

http://www.onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/static/brewers_barrel.gif

with a syringe in place of the barley leaf or the baseball bat.

[Quality Start Machine]

Resume laughter.

[Internet Apex]

Resume laughter.

Again. Why is this funny?

EDIT: I forgot about the herpes part. That's funny as hell.

[Saul Goodman]

Resume laughter.

Again. Why is this funny?

EDIT: I forgot about the herpes part. That's funny as hell.

Pretty strong critique of Braun and his attitude by Jeff Passan.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Resume laughter.

Again. Why is this funny?

I find it increasingly difficult to hate the Cardinals these days.

What the hell is going on here, guys?