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BBM

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His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« on: December 18, 2011, 09:12:48 PM »
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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2011, 09:17:33 PM »
This thread beats TJ's by 2:14.
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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 09:20:31 PM »
In his honor... he liked stuff.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2011, 10:01:43 PM »
I guess that agrarian lifestyle only goes so far.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2011, 10:16:13 PM »
Hangul dliplo Morse or it didn't happen.
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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2011, 12:10:46 AM »
He is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a corpse should have.
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2011, 12:40:11 AM »
Everything is going according to pran for my deadpool.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2011, 01:02:23 AM »
For a while there I thought Dead Pool 2011 was gonna be a bit of a bust, mostly given some of the gimmes we whiffed on.

Well, look at us now...



Shooter, RV, Big Drinky, CT and Gil can at least take comfort in still being ahead of Redbeard.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2011, 01:53:40 AM »
Also...

"Someone must have left the fan on."
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2011, 11:42:33 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2011, 01:53:40 AM
Also...

"Someone must have left the fan on."

Who did I kill? I have no idea, honestly.
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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2011, 11:43:39 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2011, 01:53:40 AM
Also...

"Someone must have left the fan on."

FAN DEATH!!!!

This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2011, 11:45:59 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 19, 2011, 11:43:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2011, 01:53:40 AM
Also...

"Someone must have left the fan on."

FAN DEATH!!!!

Fan death is a belief in South Korea.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2011, 12:04:18 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 12:09:06 PM »
Though now I'm beginning to imagine that Kim Jong-Il's death could have been at the hands of a crack South Korean assassination squad armed only with oscillating table fans.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: His corpse smelled of the world's tastiest kimchi...
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 12:13:16 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2011, 12:09:06 PM
Though now I'm beginning to imagine that Kim Jong-Il's death could have been at the hands of a crack South Korean assassination squad armed only with oscillating table fans.

TOM CLANCY NOVEL, I TELLS YA!!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.