Week 16: The one where the Aaron Rodgers dies

[Yeti]

McCowns 17
Rodgers/Flynns 10

[BBM]

Meatball outrage 3
Asscancer 553

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

People heard crying "Fire Lovie!"  112
Ed O'Bradovich's heart attacks postgame 3

What're we doin'?

[Brownie]

People heard crying "Fire Lovie!"  112
Ed O'Bradovich's heart attacks postgame 3

What're we doin'?

Josh McCown will lead the Bears to a 34-0 win thanks to a Devin Hester (or whoever will field punts that day) punt return, a D.J. Moore pick-6, a Brian Urlacher fumble recovery for a touchdown, two Julius Peppers sacks and fumble recoveries leading to field goals, and a 35 yard McCown pass to Khalil Bell on a busted play. A bunch of people who bought Chevys in Rochelle, IL will be happy, and the Bears' elimination might be staved off another week.

But even better will be the chorus of people who will lobby for McCown to be the starter next year based on that performance. Hey, who could argue with 34 points against the Pack?

Then McCown will throw for 5 INTs at Minnesota. It will be great.

[CT III]

People heard crying "Fire Lovie!"  112
Ed O'Bradovich's heart attacks postgame 3

What're we doin'?

Deadpool points gained by Huey as a result of Ed Sprinkle's death: still zero.

[Gilgamesh]

People heard crying "Fire Lovie!"  112
Ed O'Bradovich's heart attacks postgame 3

What're we doin'?

Josh McCown will lead the Bears to a 34-0 win thanks to a Devin Hester (or whoever will field punts that day) punt return, a D.J. Moore pick-6, a Brian Urlacher fumble recovery for a touchdown, two Julius Peppers sacks and fumble recoveries leading to field goals, and a 35 yard McCown pass to Khalil Bell on a busted play. A bunch of people who bought Chevys in Rochelle, IL will be happy, and the Bears' elimination might be staved off another week.

But even better will be the chorus of people who will lobby for McCown to be the starter next year based on that performance. Hey, who could argue with 34 points against the Pack?

Then McCown will throw for 5 INTs at Minnesota. It will be great.

Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

People heard crying "Fire Lovie!"  112
Ed O'Bradovich's heart attacks postgame 3

What're we doin'?

Deadpool points gained by Huey as a result of Ed Sprinkle's death: still zero.

2012 MY FRENT. 

I have called off my Christmas fatwa on Sprinkle.  He'll be #1 with a bullet on next year's list.  Now he better not die.

[Quality Start Machine]

People heard crying "Fire Lovie!"  112
Ed O'Bradovich's heart attacks postgame 3

What're we doin'?

Deadpool points gained by Huey as a result of Ed Sprinkle's death: still zero.

2012 MY FRENT. 

I have called off my Christmas fatwa on Sprinkle.  He'll be #1 with a bullet on next year's list.  Now he better not die.

He and Zsa Zsa are drinking from the Holy Grail.

[Yeti]

Aaron just emailed me something to tell you guys:
" Hello Bears fans. Aren't you all happy to see me again on Sunday night? I will say that after Kyle Orton of all people, defeated us, you can be damn sure that I am pissed off. In fact, I am going to take all my frustrations out on your guys' favorite football team on Christmas night. Speaking of taking out frustrations, anybody read this story? I wonder what's wrong with some of the people who cheer for me!

I'll tell you why I love playing the Bears so much. It's so easy for me to sit back in the pocket, have a good five-ten seconds to throw and more importantly, find my receivers wide open down the field. I know I am missing a receiver or two because of injury but I tell you what. Coach McCarthy and the rest of the organization are so good at finding players to back them up, that it will still be a can of corn to play the same way. And to play the Bears, man! You realize how easy this will be? Remember the NFC Championship game? I lead my team down the field on the first two possessions thanks to the Bears' cornerbacks and safeties not covering my receivers. I could have scored at least two more in the first half alone, but I forgot that Brian Urlacher is still on the field and he is pretty good. No worries though Bears' fans. If nobody is open this Sunday for me to throw to on a particular play, I'll just "discount double-check" my way to a couple of touchdowns.

So with all that being said, anybody want to guess what the score will be? I'll go one further and ask if anybody wants to predict what the score will be at halftime? If the Bears' defense is as favorable to me as it was the last two times I played them, I'll say 24-0. Don't get too excited though. I am still very pissed that my team was defeated by the Chiefs on Sunday, that I may want to run up the score just to make a statement. Charles Tillman and Tim Jennings are still your cornerbacks? Who are the safeties again? This should be fun. I can't wait!

Season's beatings,

Aaron."

[Slaky]

Aaron just emailed me something to tell you guys:
" Hello Bears fans. Aren't you all happy to see me again on Sunday night? I will say that after Kyle Orton of all people, defeated us, you can be damn sure that I am pissed off. In fact, I am going to take all my frustrations out on your guys' favorite football team on Christmas night. Speaking of taking out frustrations, anybody read this story? I wonder what's wrong with some of the people who cheer for me!

I'll tell you why I love playing the Bears so much. It's so easy for me to sit back in the pocket, have a good five-ten seconds to throw and more importantly, find my receivers wide open down the field. I know I am missing a receiver or two because of injury but I tell you what. Coach McCarthy and the rest of the organization are so good at finding players to back them up, that it will still be a can of corn to play the same way. And to play the Bears, man! You realize how easy this will be? Remember the NFC Championship game? I lead my team down the field on the first two possessions thanks to the Bears' cornerbacks and safeties not covering my receivers. I could have scored at least two more in the first half alone, but I forgot that Brian Urlacher is still on the field and he is pretty good. No worries though Bears' fans. If nobody is open this Sunday for me to throw to on a particular play, I'll just "discount double-check" my way to a couple of touchdowns.

So with all that being said, anybody want to guess what the score will be? I'll go one further and ask if anybody wants to predict what the score will be at halftime? If the Bears' defense is as favorable to me as it was the last two times I played them, I'll say 24-0. Don't get too excited though. I am still very pissed that my team was defeated by the Chiefs on Sunday, that I may want to run up the score just to make a statement. Charles Tillman and Tim Jennings are still your cornerbacks? Who are the safeties again? This should be fun. I can't wait!

Season's beatings,

Aaron."

No one read this. Sorry.

[Saul Goodman]

Aaron just emailed me something to tell you guys:
" Hello Bears fans. Aren't you all happy to see me again on Sunday night? I will say that after Kyle Orton of all people, defeated us, you can be damn sure that I am pissed off. In fact, I am going to take all my frustrations out on your guys' favorite football team on Christmas night. Speaking of taking out frustrations, anybody read this story? I wonder what's wrong with some of the people who cheer for me!

I'll tell you why I love playing the Bears so much. It's so easy for me to sit back in the pocket, have a good five-ten seconds to throw and more importantly, find my receivers wide open down the field. I know I am missing a receiver or two because of injury but I tell you what. Coach McCarthy and the rest of the organization are so good at finding players to back them up, that it will still be a can of corn to play the same way. And to play the Bears, man! You realize how easy this will be? Remember the NFC Championship game? I lead my team down the field on the first two possessions thanks to the Bears' cornerbacks and safeties not covering my receivers. I could have scored at least two more in the first half alone, but I forgot that Brian Urlacher is still on the field and he is pretty good. No worries though Bears' fans. If nobody is open this Sunday for me to throw to on a particular play, I'll just "discount double-check" my way to a couple of touchdowns.

So with all that being said, anybody want to guess what the score will be? I'll go one further and ask if anybody wants to predict what the score will be at halftime? If the Bears' defense is as favorable to me as it was the last two times I played them, I'll say 24-0. Don't get too excited though. I am still very pissed that my team was defeated by the Chiefs on Sunday, that I may want to run up the score just to make a statement. Charles Tillman and Tim Jennings are still your cornerbacks? Who are the safeties again? This should be fun. I can't wait!

Season's beatings,

Aaron."

No one read this. Sorry.

Nor should they.

[Powdered Toast Man]

lol tl;dr

[CBStew]

lol tl;dr

Combination of Highland Fling, Riverdance, Bunny Hop, Charleston and ?.

[Quality Start Machine]

lol tl;dr

Combination of Highland Fling, Riverdance, Bunny Hop, Charleston and ?.

rectal itch.

[Yeti]

Gaylon in 2012: http://www.braylonedwards.com/media/statement-to-fans/