The Muppets

[Chuck to Chuck]

Yeah, I'm going to be the first to post on this (and TDubbs can have the next post for whatever comments he wishes).

It was terrific.  Fun, hilarious, sad, and nostalgic.  If you liked the TV show, you'll like this.

[Kermit IV]

It was terrific.  If you don't have kids, go see it anyhow.

[Bort]

It was terrific.  If you don't have kids, go see it anyhow.

THI

[Quality Start Machine]

My grandfather died of a heart attack from laughing at Miss Piggy.

My entire mother's family has never watched the Muppets since.

Thanks for re-opening that wound for me, jagoffs.*

*yes, this actually happened. And my relatives don't watch the show. I'm just happy he didn't kick while pinching a loaf.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

My grandfather died of a heart attack from laughing at Miss Piggy.

My entire mother's family has never watched the Muppets since.

Thanks for re-opening that wound for me, jagoffs.*

*yes, this actually happened. And my relatives don't watch the show. I'm just happy he didn't kick while pinching a loaf.

We need to find *your* Miss Piggy.

[Quality Start Machine]

My grandfather died of a heart attack from laughing at Miss Piggy.

My entire mother's family has never watched the Muppets since.

Thanks for re-opening that wound for me, jagoffs.*

*yes, this actually happened. And my relatives don't watch the show. I'm just happy he didn't kick while pinching a loaf.

We need to find *your* Miss Piggy.

Find a dress that won't clash with your helmet.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

My grandfather died of a heart attack from laughing at Miss Piggy.

My entire mother's family has never watched the Muppets since.

Thanks for re-opening that wound for me, jagoffs.*

*yes, this actually happened. And my relatives don't watch the show. I'm just happy he didn't kick while pinching a loaf.

We need to find *your* Miss Piggy.

Find a dress that won't clash with your helmet.

Done and done.  There's not much I wouldn't do to ensure you have a grabber.

[PenPho]

My grandfather died of a heart attack from laughing at Miss Piggy.

My entire mother's family has never watched the Muppets since.

Thanks for re-opening that wound for me, jagoffs.*

*yes, this actually happened. And my relatives don't watch the show. I'm just happy he didn't kick while pinching a loaf.

We need to find *your* Miss Piggy.

Find a dress that won't clash with your helmet.

Done and done.  There's not much I wouldn't do to ensure you have a grabber.

Intrepid Reader: Apex

Hoping someone else dies of a heart attack is not funny or cool, man.