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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2012, 11:50:10 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 09, 2012, 11:40:25 AM
How about Ted/Jed/Jason/Crane at Wrigley? Who's in charge? We have baseball guys watching baseball guys watching baseball guys watching attorneys. And we haven't figured out which Ricketts actually owns the team despite Yellon's dogged investigations.

Who's Ted?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2012, 12:00:23 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 09, 2012, 11:50:10 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 09, 2012, 11:40:25 AM
How about Ted/Jed/Jason/Crane at Wrigley? Who's in charge? We have baseball guys watching baseball guys watching baseball guys watching attorneys. And we haven't figured out which Ricketts actually owns the team despite Yellon's dogged investigations.

Who's Ted?

Theo, but it doesn't rhyme with Jed. Theo is too bourgeoise anyway. Ted is a lot like Jim and Andy and Ed and Larry and Jim, the erstwhile predecessors, as well as Jed "Ted's" sort-of successor.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2012, 02:17:00 PM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2012, 03:28:59 PM »

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2012, 04:35:36 PM »
Per The Score, it's Phil Emery.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2012, 04:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2012, 04:35:36 PM
Per The Score, it's Phil Emery.
He's awesome.


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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2012, 05:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 23, 2012, 04:39:06 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2012, 04:35:36 PM
Per The Score, it's Phil Emery.
He's awesome.



They both spell and pronounce their names differently, Mr. Burns.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2012, 07:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 06:48:45 PM
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-bears-no-decision-yet-on-gm-job-20120123,0,4557342.story

QuoteIn addition to Pioli and Dimitroff, Emery has learned from former Bears vice president Mark Hatley, former Bears general manager Jerry Angelo and Falcons president Rich McKay

Can't go wrong there.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2012, 08:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 23, 2012, 07:18:49 PM
QuoteIn addition to Pioli and Dimitroff, Emery has learned...

Can't go wrong there.

So he knows how to plant listening devices in team headquarters and trade away 5 draft picks for Julio Jones?

IT'S WINNING TIME BABY!!!
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2012, 10:00:50 PM »
Quote from: BC on January 23, 2012, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 23, 2012, 07:18:49 PM
QuoteIn addition to Pioli and Dimitroff, Emery has learned...

Can't go wrong there.

So he knows how to plant listening devices in team headquarters and trade away 5 draft picks for Julio Jones?

I wish the Bears had traded five picks for Julio Jones.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2012, 10:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2012, 05:30:37 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 23, 2012, 04:39:06 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2012, 04:35:36 PM
Per The Score, it's Phil Emery.
He's awesome.



They both spell and pronounce their names differently, Mr. Burns.

You're just holding out for Homer Nixon.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
Emery's press conference was extremely inspiring and I have no doubt that the process will zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2012, 12:19:59 PM »
For those dreamers out there, how the Bear$ are going back to the super bowl...

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #59 on: February 23, 2012, 09:05:51 AM »