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[Slaky]

So he did or didn't punch a woman? My Twitter feed is convinced he definitely punched a woman in the face. Though, to be fair, they are usually wrong about literally everything.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So he did or didn't punch a woman? My Twitter feed is convinced he definitely punched a woman in the face. Though, to be fair, they are usually wrong about literally everything.

Well... He didn't punch his wife, if that's what you're getting at...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nfl_receiver_marshall_slugs_woman_Ad0Ydwu0KcuIXf8PiXfiIO

At around 4 a.m., birthday girl Christin Myles, 24, left an upper floor of the posh hot spot to greet a friend downstairs.

When she tried to get back upstairs, a bouncer told her she had to wait because there was a fight between two football players — Marshall, 27, and an unknown athlete — who were being thrown out, the sources said.

She later met up with her friends, who by then were arguing with Marshall and the other football player outside, sources said.

Marshall — who earned his nickname with his aggressive style of play — then allegedly cold-cocked Myles in the left eye. She suffered a black eye. It wasn't clear if he allegedly intended to strike her or one of her pals.

Myles filed a police report Monday with the 10th Precinct against Marshall, sources said. She told cops she waited a day before making the allegation because she was nervous about Marshall's high-profile status.

Marshall's lawyer denied that the first fight involved his client or his friends.

"While attempting to leave to avoid the melee, [Marshall's wife] was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury," the lawyer, Harvey Steinberg, said. "The mayhem continued outside.''

Marshall's rep declined to say whether he threw a punch or if he attempted to file a police report about his wife's injuries.

[R-V]

So he did or didn't punch a woman? My Twitter feed is convinced he definitely punched a woman in the face. Though, to be fair, they are usually wrong about literally everything.

Well... He didn't punch his wife, if that's what you're getting at...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nfl_receiver_marshall_slugs_woman_Ad0Ydwu0KcuIXf8PiXfiIO

At around 4 a.m., birthday girl Christin Myles, 24, left an upper floor of the posh hot spot to greet a friend downstairs.

When she tried to get back upstairs, a bouncer told her she had to wait because there was a fight between two football players — Marshall, 27, and an unknown athlete — who were being thrown out, the sources said.

She later met up with her friends, who by then were arguing with Marshall and the other football player outside, sources said.

Marshall — who earned his nickname with his aggressive style of play — then allegedly cold-cocked Myles in the left eye. She suffered a black eye. It wasn't clear if he allegedly intended to strike her or one of her pals.

Myles filed a police report Monday with the 10th Precinct against Marshall, sources said. She told cops she waited a day before making the allegation because she was nervous about Marshall's high-profile status.

Marshall's lawyer denied that the first fight involved his client or his friends.

"While attempting to leave to avoid the melee, [Marshall's wife] was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury," the lawyer, Harvey Steinberg, said. "The mayhem continued outside.''

Marshall's rep declined to say whether he threw a punch or if he attempted to file a police report about his wife's injuries.

I can tell what I do know. Blake Costanzo would never put himself in a position where he might punch a woman in the face accidentally or on purpose.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So he did or didn't punch a woman? My Twitter feed is convinced he definitely punched a woman in the face. Though, to be fair, they are usually wrong about literally everything.

Well... He didn't punch his wife, if that's what you're getting at...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nfl_receiver_marshall_slugs_woman_Ad0Ydwu0KcuIXf8PiXfiIO

At around 4 a.m., birthday girl Christin Myles, 24, left an upper floor of the posh hot spot to greet a friend downstairs.

When she tried to get back upstairs, a bouncer told her she had to wait because there was a fight between two football players — Marshall, 27, and an unknown athlete — who were being thrown out, the sources said.

She later met up with her friends, who by then were arguing with Marshall and the other football player outside, sources said.

Marshall — who earned his nickname with his aggressive style of play — then allegedly cold-cocked Myles in the left eye. She suffered a black eye. It wasn't clear if he allegedly intended to strike her or one of her pals.

Myles filed a police report Monday with the 10th Precinct against Marshall, sources said. She told cops she waited a day before making the allegation because she was nervous about Marshall's high-profile status.

Marshall's lawyer denied that the first fight involved his client or his friends.

"While attempting to leave to avoid the melee, [Marshall's wife] was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury," the lawyer, Harvey Steinberg, said. "The mayhem continued outside.''

Marshall's rep declined to say whether he threw a punch or if he attempted to file a police report about his wife's injuries.

I can tell what I do know. Blake Costanzo would never put himself in a position where he might punch a woman in the face accidentally or on purpose.

Meanwhile, Tim Shaw would have taken her home and introduced her to his mother.

[Gilgamesh]

So he did or didn't punch a woman? My Twitter feed is convinced he definitely punched a woman in the face. Though, to be fair, they are usually wrong about literally everything.

Well... He didn't punch his wife, if that's what you're getting at...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nfl_receiver_marshall_slugs_woman_Ad0Ydwu0KcuIXf8PiXfiIO

At around 4 a.m., birthday girl Christin Myles, 24, left an upper floor of the posh hot spot to greet a friend downstairs.

When she tried to get back upstairs, a bouncer told her she had to wait because there was a fight between two football players — Marshall, 27, and an unknown athlete — who were being thrown out, the sources said.

She later met up with her friends, who by then were arguing with Marshall and the other football player outside, sources said.

Marshall — who earned his nickname with his aggressive style of play — then allegedly cold-cocked Myles in the left eye. She suffered a black eye. It wasn't clear if he allegedly intended to strike her or one of her pals.

Myles filed a police report Monday with the 10th Precinct against Marshall, sources said. She told cops she waited a day before making the allegation because she was nervous about Marshall's high-profile status.

Marshall's lawyer denied that the first fight involved his client or his friends.

"While attempting to leave to avoid the melee, [Marshall's wife] was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury," the lawyer, Harvey Steinberg, said. "The mayhem continued outside.''

Marshall's rep declined to say whether he threw a punch or if he attempted to file a police report about his wife's injuries.

I can tell what I do know. Blake Costanzo would never put himself in a position where he might punch a woman in the face accidentally or on purpose.

After reading all of this, I'm convinced that the Bears would have been better served signing TIM SHAW to play wide-out.

TIM SHAW doesn't hit women, only football players.

[Gilgamesh]

DPD, but TIMSHAWFACED.

[Eli]

If they're serious about LaRon Landry, that would be a welcome upgrade.

Are we sure LaRon Landry can even function as a normal human anymore?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

If they're serious about LaRon Landry, that would be a welcome upgrade.

Are we sure LaRon Landry can even function as a normal human anymore?

...and now you, flabby girly man, can attempt his workout too.

What if I don't have any friends willing to join me in a locker room toilet stall?

[SKO]

Jay Glazer says Brandon Marshall's story checks out. I trust him.

[R-V]

Is it just me or is Brad Biggs accelerating his transition from informative beat writer to writer of retarded commentary?

[SKO]

Is it just me or is Brad Biggs accelerating his transition from informative beat writer to writer of retarded commentary?

Something snapped in Biggsy sometime around 2009 that turned him into the Fat Rick Morrissey of the "Man, the Bears Always Do Everything Wrong" wrong crowd.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Is it just me or is Brad Biggs accelerating his transition from informative beat writer to writer of retarded commentary?

If #Bears will pay Brandon Marshall $28.1 million over next 3 seasons, what should Matt Forte ask for with his clean off-field background?

I don't know, Biggsy... $28.1 kajillion?

[Waco Kid]

Is it just me or is Brad Biggs accelerating his transition from informative beat writer to writer of retarded commentary?

Ever since the onset of his love affair with Tim Shaw I figured the transition was complete.

[Slaky]

Is it just me or is Brad Biggs accelerating his transition from informative beat writer to writer of retarded commentary?

If #Bears will pay Brandon Marshall $28.1 million over next 3 seasons, what should Matt Forte ask for with his clean off-field background?

I don't know, Biggsy... $28.1 kajillion?

It's my new mission in life to get blocked by Biggs. What a fucking turd.

[Oleg]

We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

On March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.