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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #105 on: March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM »
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Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #106 on: March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #107 on: March 14, 2012, 12:27:49 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

It wasn't his fight, but he was in that fight.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #108 on: March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #109 on: March 14, 2012, 01:11:26 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #110 on: March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #111 on: March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM »
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #112 on: March 14, 2012, 02:31:29 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

At least we know why he was had for such a pittance. I'm rather glad he punched that bitch in the face. I wish somebody in Buffalo would act up.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #113 on: March 14, 2012, 02:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 14, 2012, 02:31:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

At least we know why he was had for such a pittance. I'm rather glad he punched that bitch in the face. I wish somebody in Buffalo would act up.

I don't buy that theory either. This deal was in the works well before Sunday, by most accounts.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #114 on: March 14, 2012, 02:44:01 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

This incident or this tenure with the Bears?

Because for a guy who's been suspended once by the league and twice by his team, it seems reasonable to assume that he might get suspended again.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #115 on: March 14, 2012, 02:49:22 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 02:44:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

This incident or this tenure with the Bears?

Because for a guy who's been suspended once by the league and twice by his team, it seems reasonable to assume that he might get suspended again.

Dan Bernstein pulled a Zawaski claiming a credible Bears source says the Bears had no idea of this incident until after the trade was finalized. Of course, Zawaski's sources were right about Toews' concussion and the Bears also had no idea that Sam Hurd was slanging monoliths of cocaine.

I guess my point here is I don't give a shit. He's a football player and I hope he plays 16 games. I'm with SKO in thinking that he will.

I saw a lady tweet about needing to find a new team since the Bears support a lady puncher. That might be true but you probably shouldn't be watching sports ever again if that's the criteria for choosing your team. There's probably more than one lady puncher on every NFL team. These guys are by and large absolute fucking morons.

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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #116 on: March 14, 2012, 02:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 02:44:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

This incident or this tenure with the Bears?

Because for a guy who's been suspended once by the league and twice by his team, it seems reasonable to assume that he might get suspended again.

Dan Bernstein pulled a Zawaski claiming a credible Bears source says the Bears had no idea of this incident until after the trade was finalized. Of course, Zawaski's sources were right about Toews' concussion and the Bears also had no idea that Sam Hurd was slanging monoliths of cocaine.

I guess my point here is I don't give a shit. He's a football player and I hope he plays 16 games. I'm with SKO in thinking that he will.

I saw a lady tweet about needing to find a new team since the Bears support a lady puncher. That might be true but you probably shouldn't be watching sports ever again if that's the criteria for choosing your team. There's probably more than one lady puncher on every NFL team. These guys are by and large absolute fucking morons.

Even though my high horse has a permanent impression of my ass on it...THIS.

There's a big difference between rooting for a team as a whole and thinking that each individual is a role model and someone you'd be proud to know. 

This is why throwback jerseys are always the best options. 
Assuming you're some jersey-wearing assclown.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #117 on: March 14, 2012, 02:54:36 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 02:53:17 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 02:44:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 14, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: BH on March 14, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 14, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 14, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 14, 2012, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 14, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

Quote
"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

This incident or this tenure with the Bears?

Because for a guy who's been suspended once by the league and twice by his team, it seems reasonable to assume that he might get suspended again.

Dan Bernstein pulled a Zawaski claiming a credible Bears source says the Bears had no idea of this incident until after the trade was finalized. Of course, Zawaski's sources were right about Toews' concussion and the Bears also had no idea that Sam Hurd was slanging monoliths of cocaine.

I guess my point here is I don't give a shit. He's a football player and I hope he plays 16 games. I'm with SKO in thinking that he will.

I saw a lady tweet about needing to find a new team since the Bears support a lady puncher. That might be true but you probably shouldn't be watching sports ever again if that's the criteria for choosing your team. There's probably more than one lady puncher on every NFL team. These guys are by and large absolute fucking morons.

Even though my high horse has a permanent impression of my ass on it...THIS.

There's a big difference between rooting for a team as a whole and thinking that each individual is a role model and someone you'd be proud to know. 

This is why throwback jerseys are always the best options. 
Assuming you're some jersey-wearing assclown.

But then there's my Sprewell jersey...
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #118 on: March 14, 2012, 02:56:36 PM »
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We gonna talk about Marshall's lady punching?

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2012/3/14/2870041/brandon-marshall-wife-club-incident-nfl-2012

QuoteOn March 12, 2012, Brandon Marshall was the key note speaker at a charitable event in New York. After the event was over he, his wife and close friends attended a function at a local club. While at the function a fight broke out NOT involving Mr. Marshall or his friends. While attempting to leave to avoid the melee Mrs. Marshall was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury. While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Finally Mr. Marshall was able to take his wife to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter.

It's clear that Marshall was only in the melee to get directions away from the melee.

Something something snarky comment.

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"We were outside that limo, so that's probably why they shot at that limo," Marshall said. "If I didn't act rowdy outside the club? It probably wouldn't have happened."

Why ya gotta be such a buzzkill?

Hey, I was applauding both the Marshall deal and the Campbell deal earlier. 
Even the McCown deal.

Granted, this was before Marshall punched some broad in the face, but considering he has like 16 police interactions in the last 4 years, it's not exactly surprising.

You don't even know what she said to him yet. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm still betting this won't end in a suspension. Doesn't sound like there's enough hard evidence to actually charge him with anything, so I doubt it goes through.

This incident or this tenure with the Bears?

Because for a guy who's been suspended once by the league and twice by his team, it seems reasonable to assume that he might get suspended again.

Dan Bernstein pulled a Zawaski claiming a credible Bears source says the Bears had no idea of this incident until after the trade was finalized. Of course, Zawaski's sources were right about Toews' concussion and the Bears also had no idea that Sam Hurd was slanging monoliths of cocaine.

I guess my point here is I don't give a shit. He's a football player and I hope he plays 16 games. I'm with SKO in thinking that he will.

I saw a lady tweet about needing to find a new team since the Bears support a lady puncher. That might be true but you probably shouldn't be watching sports ever again if that's the criteria for choosing your team. There's probably more than one lady puncher on every NFL team. These guys are by and large absolute fucking morons.

Even though my high horse has a permanent impression of my ass on it...THIS.

There's a big difference between rooting for a team as a whole and thinking that each individual is a role model and someone you'd be proud to know. 

This is why throwback jerseys are always the best options. 
Assuming you're some jersey-wearing assclown.

But then there's my Sprewell jersey...

Hey, guy's gotta feed his kids.
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Re: The Chicago Bears General Manager Sweepstakes
« Reply #119 on: March 14, 2012, 02:59:44 PM »
DPD for this.

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