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Bort

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2012, 10:27:14 PM »
What's this I hear about breakfast gravy?
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #61 on: January 06, 2012, 08:48:47 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2012, 10:27:14 PM
What's this I hear about breakfast gravy?

Worst segue ever.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2012, 08:59:05 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2012, 09:26:06 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 05, 2012, 04:39:32 AM




Courtesy Fox News.

This feels like it should be in the "How You Crappin'?" thread.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #64 on: January 10, 2012, 03:18:35 PM »
New Hampshire primary predictions...

::pulls out giant lock::

1. Romney (28%)
2. Huntsman
3. Paul
4. Newt
5. Santorum
6. Roemer
7. Perry

LOCK OF THE WEEK!!

This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #65 on: January 10, 2012, 03:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2012, 03:18:35 PM
New Hampshire primary predictions...

::pulls out giant lock::

1. Romney (28%)
2. Huntsman
3. Paul
4. Newt
5. Santorum
6. Roemer
7. Perry

LOCK OF THE WEEK!!

Gil vs. Nate Silver...

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/10/new-hampshire-primary-overview-and-forecast/
http://elections.nytimes.com/2012/fivethirtyeight/primaries/new-hampshire

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #66 on: January 10, 2012, 08:00:43 PM »
Should have gone with the comically oversized shoe, Gil.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #67 on: January 11, 2012, 12:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 10, 2012, 08:00:43 PM
Should have gone with the comically oversized shoe, Gil.

Next time, it's all dice.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2012, 08:28:38 PM »
Newt Gingrich vs. Juan Williams from last night's debate... Love the look on the Mittster's face at 2:04-2:09, I believe it is the look of someone realizing that he wouldn't have won a true head-to-head matchup against Gingrich...

http://youtu.be/ka0LMt5ciRc
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #69 on: January 18, 2012, 08:10:29 AM »

The best use of Obama's campaign war chest would be sponsoring more Republican debates.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #70 on: January 18, 2012, 08:23:59 AM »
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2012, 08:28:38 PM
he wouldn't have won a true head-to-head matchup against Gingrich...

Holy shit, BC. Newt?
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #71 on: January 18, 2012, 08:49:25 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2012, 08:23:59 AM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2012, 08:28:38 PM
he wouldn't have won a true head-to-head matchup against Gingrich...

Holy shit, BC. Newt?

There's more than a passing physical resemblance between BC - especially cartoon BC - and NG.  Is this coincidence?  I think we should be told.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #72 on: January 18, 2012, 10:03:03 AM »
Serious question: wouldn't it be wise of Romney to just come out and say, "Yeah, I'm really wealthy. When I said a 'little' of my income comes from public speaking and it turned out to be 374k, I meant it was a little to me since I'm worth WAY MORE than that. I'm not going to pretend like I'm a person that makes 50k a year. If I was, I wouldn't be able to run for President. So let's just get that out of the way."

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #73 on: January 18, 2012, 10:12:41 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2012, 10:03:03 AM
Serious question: wouldn't it be wise of Romney to just come out and say, "Yeah, I'm really wealthy. When I said a 'little' of my income comes from public speaking and it turned out to be 374k, I meant it was a little to me since I'm worth WAY MORE than that. I'm not going to pretend like I'm a person that makes 50k a year. If I was, I wouldn't be able to run for President. So let's just get that out of the way."

Wise things Romney says isn't exactly an internet meme.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #74 on: January 18, 2012, 11:16:05 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2012, 10:03:03 AM
Serious question: wouldn't it be wise of Romney to just come out and say, "Yeah, I'm really wealthy. When I said a 'little' of my income comes from public speaking and it turned out to be 374k, I meant it was a little to me since I'm worth WAY MORE than that. I'm not going to pretend like I'm a person that makes 50k a year. If I was, I wouldn't be able to run for President. So let's just get that out of the way."

Is Romney pretending not to be very wealthy? I missed the speech where he said he was just an average guy of humble means.