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Slaky

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.
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Eli

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2012, 08:49:10 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

I wasn't being clear. Hannah Simone has differently-sized eyes, it appears. Zooey's eyes are both just comically oversized.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2012, 11:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.



Those are different people?
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Gilgamesh

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2012, 11:55:17 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 17, 2012, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.



Those are different people?

Dur, they're all Cylons.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2012, 12:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 11:55:17 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 17, 2012, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.



Those are different people?

Dur, they're all Cylons.

And I, for one, welcome our new Cylon overlords. Or whatever.

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2012, 11:00:33 AM »
This show greatly improved in the second half of the first season (after they turned down the "Zooeyness" a bit) and has now become a damn funny ensemble comedy.

Up yours, Slaky!
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Slaky

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2012, 01:33:43 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 05, 2012, 11:00:33 AM
This show greatly improved in the second half of the first season (after they turned down the "Zooeyness" a bit) and has now become a damn funny ensemble comedy.

Up yours, Slaky!

You're the one who has to suffer.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2012, 01:43:52 AM »
This show is great.  (Fuck you.)
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Re: New Girl
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2012, 09:16:23 AM »
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Saul Goodman

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Re: New Girl
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2013, 11:30:14 PM »
Season One is now on Netflix.  Who's that girl.  Who's that girl.  IT'S JESS, MOTHERFUCKERS
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