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With chaos as well as the NATO and G8 Summitts scheduled for Chicago that weekend, where will the Cubs-Sox games be held?

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2012, 11:23:14 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 16, 2012, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2012, 11:03:01 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 10:48:25 AM

So was J. Walter among the 300 or so goofs that were just chanting outside the CBOT?

This image of Thrill as omnipresent Chicago protester is one that has kept me chuckling for the better part of the morning.



Shut it down, folks.  Pen has won.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM »
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.
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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 12:05:20 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.

You're just not participating because you don't have any Amish clothing.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Gilgamesh

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2012, 12:25:33 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.

You're just not participating because you don't have any Amish clothing.

...yet
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM »
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2012, 01:39:19 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

They were just giving the grain traders free fertilizer.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2012, 01:46:09 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

They heard that you guys like to make bets about how much shit you can eat in 7 minutes.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2012, 02:06:41 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

Heard about that from my friend that works there - so apparently none of you are safe from poo.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM »
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM »
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM »
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2012, 09:41:39 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Years from now historians are going to document how the Gluttony Party came into being.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2012, 09:44:30 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 17, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Years from now historians are going to document how the Gluttony Party came into being.

Yetti's 19th century doppelganger already had a head start on the founding...

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2012, 09:46:56 AM »
But everything on the menu has fish in it.

But what about the bread?  Does that have fish in it?

Yes.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2012, 09:55:55 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

I'm sorry, this is all the fault of the restaurant, you open an all you can eat place in Mequon Wisconsin, you have to live with the consequences
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